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re: Anyway to cure a hypochondriac?

Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:41 pm to
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36658 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:41 pm to
Possibly anti-anxiety medication or barbiturates. Definitely assisted suicide.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11230 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:41 pm to
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Hypochondriac is someone who always thinks he is sick with something/anything.

Germaphobe is like Howie Mandel, someone who wont even shake someone's hands because he is afraid of germs and disease.


This. Hypochondriacs think they are sick, dying, or have some sort of disease all the time. Spend an arse load of money going to doctors and getting tests run on them which usually find nothing.
Posted by AFtigerFan
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2008
3795 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:41 pm to
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2. Soft drink can must be washed prior to opening

Not bad advice since mice, rats, etc. have been crawling on said cans.
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1. can't eat chips unless he opens the bag(other people's hands, he'll come to your home and open a new bag when one's already open)

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. any cup or utensil must be re-washed before he uses it

Sounds like he thinks you are a dirty MF and doesn't want your germs.
Posted by Wermanium
Member since Apr 2016
760 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:47 pm to
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Sounds like a germaphobe with perhaps minor traces of OCD and vaginitus.


Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19221 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:49 pm to
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1. Can't eat chips unless he opens the bag(other people's hands, he'll come to your home and open a new bag when one's already open)


buy individual sizes

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2. Soft drink can must be washed prior to opening


Buy straws

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3. any cup or utensil must be re-washed before he uses it


Buy plastic cups / plates

other option:
Get a new friend

Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22670 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 1:13 pm to
Give them AIDs, they'll never have felt so liberated.
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