re: Anyone Use A Vibrator to Wake Up?

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I heard a similar story, except that the deaf girl was a little too loud at doing the deed, and every knew what was going on.

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Yeah, deaf people are loud when they frick.

Tucker Max had a notorious story about fricking a deaf chick who screamed so loud the cops came because they thought it was a murder.

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I remember when I was in college, someone I knew evidently hooked up with a deaf girl. He said he had gone to some girls apartment with someone, the guy he was with was friends or dating the girl.. And she had a step sister who was deaf... Again, this is the story that was told.. Well as I remember it. The dude goes in the bed room with the girl and it was him and the deaf girl in the living room.

I remember him saying she could talk, but it was hard to understand her. Then she just started kissing him. I remember him saying she really knew what she was doing and at the time was the best sex he ever had. But I remember his saying she didn't really look good. She wasn't dog ugly or anything, but.. According to him, if I recall.. It wasn't someone you would get excited the moment you realize the two of you would be alone.

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I want to hit you with an axe handle for this.