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re: Anyone ever traded numbers or met up with a chick on the road?

Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by Comp721
Member since Oct 2009
1585 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:05 pm to
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She took the 9 incher and was smiling the whole time actually hoping her car would break down again AND I would come along and save her... 

YES... I AM that powerful.

This is sad. You need to be put in a home and have your internet access removed
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216684 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:10 pm to
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This is sad. You need to be put in a home and have your internet access removed




Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53599 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:19 pm to
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This is sad. You need to be put in a home and have your internet access removed


You shut your whore mouth.

Do you have ANY idea how much money has been made betting opposite his sports predictions? The man is a national treasure.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8095 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:26 pm to
No, but I get an A+ for effort. If I see a damsel in distress on the side of the interstate, I pull off about a mile away and then backtrack on foot through the woods. They love it when I come walking out of the woods asking if they want help. I haven't gotten a number or laid yet, but I'm working on my delivery.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53599 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:28 pm to
Try walking out the woods with an axe.


Bitches love men with axes.
This post was edited on 6/17/17 at 2:33 pm
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10513 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:37 pm to
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Bitches love men with axes.


Sword. Big long sword.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53599 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:42 pm to
It takes more effort and prep to pull off a look that the sword is supposed to be there.

Otherwise you look like a lazy LARPer who got lost en route to the ComicCon.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32415 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:47 pm to
Kinda. One time, about 10-12 years ago, I was driving on Concorde Drive in Br, off of Perkins Road. I came across a hot girl dressed slutty with a flat tire, looking all distressed. I circled back and stopped to help her. She worked at the Gold Club as a waitress and was about to be late for work. She didn't have a cell phone so I let her use mine to call her boss while I changed her tire for her. When I was done, she was super thankful and told me to come in to the club one night and she'd give me free drinks. So, a week or so later I don't have anything to do so I go up there by myself. She instantly recognized me and hugged me, asked what I wanted to drink, etc. I ordered a beer and a shot of vodka. She brought it. The. Another round and another. This went on and on. I'm not exactly sure what I did that night but I have a slight recollection of getting dragged out the bar and thrown outside. I have a slight memory of going up the stairs to the VIP but I think that's where I went wrong. Not sure, but I guess it was a fun night. I didn't spend a dime and got loaded, so at least I got that out the deal.
This post was edited on 6/17/17 at 2:49 pm
Posted by YawBaw7
Your Mom's house
Member since Jan 2017
417 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:49 pm to
Did alot of training ops where we'd convoy from Camp Pendleton to 29 palms, CA

Saw lots of titties on that route
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