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Anyone ever been to Blue Paradise Dominican Republic?

Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:10 pm
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:10 pm
Supposedly a sex vacation resort for single men and couples.

They give you a coupon each day that you turn into a woman of your choice...

Sounds like a place worth researching....
Posted by Richard Flagget
Member since Mar 2018
390 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:14 pm to
No but I’ve been to Reno and that’s why I’m not into blindfolded stuff anymore...
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:17 pm to
Punta Cana or gtfo
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98181 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:19 pm to
Posted by ElectricWizard0
Member since Jul 2017
2702 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:20 pm to
Sounds like a good place to get kidnapped at
This post was edited on 9/30/18 at 10:20 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:27 pm to
Checked out their site.

The girls are fairly unimpressive.

Good example:


I’m just not into chicks with no waist.
This post was edited on 9/30/18 at 10:32 pm
Posted by lsutiger2010
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:31 pm to
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Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 12:09 am to
While I'm sure this is a fun vacation, it can't be a good idea to have sex with a bunch of Dominican prostitutes.
Posted by habanos
Alabama
Member since Feb 2014
1937 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 2:13 am to
The DR is a crazy place. 500cc Honda's all around you. Hawks trying to pressure you into the bar they work for that has one woman inside that is a paid patron.

Prostitutes and danger are very common there.Good luck and stay safe.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 2:25 am to
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Sounds like a place to get aids....
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 10/1/18 at 3:47 am to
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Anyone ever been to Blue Paradise Dominican Republic
rush limdick's Gulfstream 5 flies there without a pilot.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14268 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 5:36 am to
I’ve been to the Blue Paradise Lodge in Mountain Home, Arkansas. We caught fish, not Hep C.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9517 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 6:31 am to
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While I'm sure this is a fun vacation, it can't be a good idea to have sex with a bunch of Dominican prostitutes.




Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 7:47 am to
unless they import talent from other places, Dominican girls aren't that hot, you could better on your own
Posted by coonarse
Kingwood TX
Member since Nov 2007
374 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:13 am to
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unless they import talent from other places, Dominican girls aren't that hot, you could better on your own




Plus you have to figure, the cute ones are getting picked constantly, therefore wore out. Not like the week you go is her first week on the job...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:24 am to
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While I'm sure this is a fun vacation, it can't be a good idea to have sex with a bunch of Dominican prostitutes.

reminds me of the old Leno joke, "so I'm down in Haiti getting ready to sex this hooker and wondering if I should use a condom, I think, what the frick, when am I ever going to be here again?"
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9517 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:50 am to
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you could better on your own


You give me too much credit
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 8:52 am to
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You give me too much credit

you owe yourself a trip to BA or Medellin baw, it will change your entire perspective
Posted by Paluka
One State Over
Member since Dec 2010
10763 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 9:04 am to
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No but I’ve been to Reno and that’s why I’m not into blindfolded stuff anymore...


Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17133 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 9:50 am to
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ou owe yourself a trip to BA or Medellin baw


Medellin is an amazing place to go for any spanish speaking American. OT10 Pussy falls out of trees for you over there. It is not the same city as you see in Narcos

Belize and Costa Rica are a good second option as well
This post was edited on 10/1/18 at 9:51 am
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