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Posted on 8/30/20 at 10:18 pm to arseinclarse
That guy looks like a clown.
Posted on 8/30/20 at 10:18 pm to fallguy_1978
Posted on 8/30/20 at 10:21 pm to Kafka
Newhart was a really good show.
Posted on 8/30/20 at 10:22 pm to arseinclarse
quote:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
Posted on 8/30/20 at 10:23 pm to arseinclarse
He should check with Chaz Bono for a reference
Posted on 8/30/20 at 10:28 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 8/30/20 at 10:29 pm to Legion of Doom
TIL that when someone says "I hope you get dick cancer", it's a real thing.
Posted on 8/30/20 at 10:29 pm to fallguy_1978
Will it replace a micropenis
Posted on 8/30/20 at 10:54 pm to arseinclarse
This post was edited on 4/7/22 at 4:52 pm
Posted on 8/30/20 at 11:17 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
Price per square inch is outrageous
The op's mom says it is worth every penny.
I don't dick bitches down for free unless they have good credick.
Posted on 8/30/20 at 11:21 pm to arseinclarse
I can help with a merkin if needed. Can't spare anything else but hair.
Posted on 8/30/20 at 11:33 pm to arseinclarse
I would recommend getting a detachable penis
Posted on 8/30/20 at 11:42 pm to jatilen
quote:frick! You beat me to it
I would recommend getting a detachable penis
Posted on 8/30/20 at 11:47 pm to arseinclarse
A guy and his wife lived in the next building up from us in our college apartment. She left him for his drug use. A few days later, he fried himself with crystal Meth, broke a whiskey bottle and cut his penis off with a piece of broken bottle.
Bloody mess.
Bloody mess.
Posted on 8/30/20 at 11:54 pm to arseinclarse
quote:
When it came to finding a replacement penis after an unfortunate amputation,
That is the most painful sentence I have read in a very long time. That is a whole lot of misfortune crammed into just a few words.
Posted on 8/31/20 at 8:10 am to tiggerthetooth
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Maybe he should look into a penis transplant. They've successfully used the procedure on veterans that have had their genitals blown off by IEDs.
You just need a dead guy with a nice penis. I'm guessing an old penis would have a shitty base to use.
They remove all the old cells and just use the shape as a base. Something like that.
You know a little too much information on this topic for my comfort level.
Posted on 8/31/20 at 8:16 am to lilibet
quote:
Lorena Bobbit might could help him find one in a field somewhere
actually John Bobbitt had it reattached and became a porn star to prove a point
Posted on 8/31/20 at 8:22 am to ksayetiger
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actually John Bobbitt had it reattached and became a porn star to prove a point
Didn't they find it on the side of the interstate? I remember that story well.
Posted on 8/31/20 at 8:25 am to jatilen
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