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Another reason to have another cup 'o Joe (Parkinsons prevention)

Posted on 12/12/18 at 1:21 pm
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11802 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 1:21 pm
quote:

Rutgers scientists have found a compound in coffee that may team up with caffeine to fight Parkinson's disease and Lewy body dementia -- two progressive and currently incurable diseases associated with brain degeneration.


LINK
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 1:22 pm to
does it help if I have Bailey's or Jamieson's with mine?
This post was edited on 12/12/18 at 1:23 pm
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4614 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 1:24 pm to
You could also just do cocaine and die before develop Parkinson’s.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116445 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 1:25 pm to
I’m sure there will be a study next year that says that coffee actually increases the chance for Parkinson’s
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

there will be a study next year that says that coffee actually increases the chance for Parkinson’s

no shite, they go back and forth on coffee more than anything else it seems
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135025 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 1:38 pm to
So Jack is older and his kids put him in a nursing home. There’s a dance every Friday, and he meets Mildred. They have a wonderful time and he invites her back to his room. They begin to kiss, and Mildred stops him and says “Jack, I’m very attracted to you, but I’m an old lady now and my libido isn’t what it once was.”

So Jack says “well, maybe you can just hold it in your hand?”

So she does, and that becomes the routine. Every Friday, after the dance, Ethel goes back to Jack’s room, they fool around, and she hold’s his dick in her hand.

Well one Friday, Jack doesn’t show up at the dance. Mildred is worried and takes the elevator up to his room, opens the door, and there is Jack, with his pants down.

Sitting next to him is Ethel from down the hall, her hand wrapped around his member.


Mildred bursts into tears and says “why!? What does she have that I don’t!?”




Jack looks at her, steely-eyed, and says

PARKINSON’S
This post was edited on 12/12/18 at 1:47 pm
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 5:11 pm to
I don’t how true it is, but I’ve heard stimulants in general help prevent Parkinson’s, which I guess would include cocaine. Also nicotine
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20356 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 5:28 pm to
Another cup o’ joe

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(Parkinsons prevention)



(Diabetes development)
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