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re: Annual “Pet Moms” are insufferable on Mother’s Day rant

Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:47 pm to
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
10667 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:47 pm to
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Oh no, what will I do without the approval of some moron posters?


It suddenly makes perfect sense why you worship at the alter of Kevin Durant, mr. Caring way too much about people on social media himself.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:47 pm to
I’d at least have a pony or two in case people get suspicious
Posted by ThanosIsADemocrat
The Garden
Member since May 2018
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Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:48 pm to
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It's not my fault you fricked a nurse one time and she told her girlfriends over 2 for 1 Chili's margaritas that you had a micro penis.




Is this where I say I’m thrilled you don’t have kids because you’re white trash who goes to Chili’s?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:48 pm to
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I’d at least have a pony or two in case people get suspicious

Good point. Maybe a couple of those miniature horses. The full sized ones kinda freak me out.
Posted by ThanosIsADemocrat
The Garden
Member since May 2018
9395 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:49 pm to
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It suddenly makes perfect sense why you worship at the alter of Kevin Durant, mr. Caring way too much about people on social media himself.


Bro, quit jerking off to me, I can see from my window.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:49 pm to
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Is this where I say I’m thrilled you don’t have kids because you’re white trash who goes to Chili’s?

Man, I hope you're drunk.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:50 pm to
Or maybe just a goat?

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:51 pm to
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Is this where I say I’m thrilled you don’t have kids because you’re white trash who goes to Chili’s?


I said the nurse you fricked went to Chili's.


And you fricked her and called her white trash....soooo what does that say about you?


Reading comprehension...get some
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
24546 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:51 pm to
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It's not my fault you fricked a nurse one time and she told her girlfriends over 2 for 1 Chili's margaritas that you had a micro penis.


Bingo

And poor guy, if he only knew what could have been.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21815 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:51 pm to
Is this the annual thread or the "anal" thread cuz you getting butt fricked on the OT.
Posted by ThanosIsADemocrat
The Garden
Member since May 2018
9395 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:52 pm to
No stone cold, sober.

But as a Dog Dad, I had a rough day with the “kids”.

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:53 pm to
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Or maybe just a goat?

Fainting goats. Good call.
I just hope you horse people don't look down on me.
For keeping goats. Not the kid wrangling.
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
24546 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:53 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:54 pm to
Well it’s not your day.

That’s in June.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:54 pm to
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For keeping goats.


Make sure you get them pajamas


Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:54 pm to
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Or maybe just a goat?


Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:55 pm to
And, I look forward to having my goat kids. Because of Father's Day and whatnot.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:55 pm to
Most horse people like goats.

I’m not one of them, but most do.

I’ll be sure to wish you a happy father's Day.

I’m kinda pissed my horses didn’t even mention my day to me today.
This post was edited on 5/10/20 at 10:56 pm
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
24546 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:55 pm to
That’s the OP sliding back in his own thread
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
10667 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 10:55 pm to
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Bro, quit jerking off to me, I can see from my window.


This is what, the 3rd time you’ve posted about me jerking off to you? Based on your msb stupidity and incel behavior on the OT, it makes sense that’s the limit of your exposure to sexual experiences.
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