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Americans Excited To Celebrate Liberty While Confined To Their Homes By The Government
Posted on 7/4/20 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 7/4/20 at 9:31 pm
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Americans said they are excited to celebrate Independence Day this year while confined to their homes by government order.
"I sure am glad I live in a free country," said one man in California as he checked his phone to see what the current unilateral mandates by his governor would allow him to do this year. "Oh, good, nothing. Guess I'll play video games or something."
Guidelines released by governors across the country so far include the following:
- Launching fireworks inside
- Barbecuing inside
- Watching fireworks on YouTube since they're probably illegal in your state anyway
- Whispering "God Bless America" so as not to upset your neighbors
- Wearing a mask while inside your home to muffle any patriotic songs or statements
- Forgoing hamburgers and hot dogs in favor of more sustainable food products like bugs and tofu
- Sitting in silence and contemplating how much you hate America
"Should be a really fun year!" said one man in Michigan. "My application for a permit to celebrate Independence Day was denied by Governor Whitmer, so I'll just be peeking out my window to see if I can catch a tantalizing glimpse of some illegal fireworks."
As he peeked out his window, sadly, the police were waiting in a bush outside and nabbed him for not wearing a mask.
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Posted on 7/4/20 at 9:33 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
I'm out here waving the flag drunk as frick cousin, we ain't confined to shite
Posted on 7/4/20 at 9:33 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
Better not catch you singing in church tomorrow.
Posted on 7/4/20 at 9:47 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
You’re not free if you allow people to tell you what to do. frick the government. I packed my shite and traveled out of state to visit my brother. We’re having a blast. Smoked a brisket, smoked cigars and floated a keg.
Posted on 7/4/20 at 9:49 pm to Tunasntigers92
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drunk as frick cousin
Posted on 7/4/20 at 9:51 pm to DeafJam73
You boys better be wearing a mask. I’ve got elderly family members who could die from your inconsiderate actions.
Posted on 7/4/20 at 9:55 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
I’m currently in South Dakota on vacation.
frick the noise.
frick the noise.
Posted on 7/4/20 at 10:28 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
The perfect companion song/video for this thread:
Remy - "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" Cover
Remy - "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" Cover
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:11 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
It was truly depressing having to put on a mask just to walk next door and visit with my aunt. We usually go visit her after lunch for dessert each year on the 4th because she’s a yankee doodle dandy (born on the 4th of July). Heck, when we were kids, we used to pop tons of fireworks at her house all night while the parents drank whiskey. This 4th didn’t seem like one worth celebrating. 
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