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Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by CAD703X
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Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:15 pm to
oh i've got amazon figured out alright.

700 commercie sites cad uses including shite like SWAPPA CAD gets a SHIPPING/TRACKING NUMBER within 1-2 days.

amazon thinks its ok to give you shite for a week.

and the cherry on top:

quote:

Cancellation Failed
Order #XXX

Hello XXX,
Unfortunately, we weren’t able to cancel the items you requested and these items will soon be shipped. We apologize for the inconvenience.

You can track your package at any time. If you no longer want these items, you may refuse delivery or return them after they arrive. You can visit Your Orders to start a return.


We hope to see you again soon.
Amazon.com




are these guys serious?

"these items will soon be shipped" amazing.
This post was edited on 1/9/18 at 12:17 pm
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101930 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:17 pm to
They are definitely just fricking with you now.

Probably reading this thread and laughing.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78360 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

I haven't bought something not "sold by Amazon" in probably 8 years

you're missing out. there's a whole (non amazon) world out there.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171071 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

IF WE HAD CHANGED THE STATUS TO SHIPPED LAST WEEK IT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TO YOU TOO SOON FOR YOUR FREE SHIPPING SELECTION.


Right so if they shipped it last week, they'd be giving you expedited shipping for free.....
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78360 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:19 pm to
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Right so if they shipped it last week, they'd be giving you expedited shipping for free.....


...and if apple allowed your phone to run at full speed, your battery would die faster than we told you it would so we're going to cut your phone speed in half.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171071 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

you're missing out. there's a whole (non amazon) world out there.


You seem to be assuming my post meant I only buy from Amazon. I meant when I'm on Amazon, I don't buy 3rd party shite. I buy stuff that says "sold and shipped from amazon"." They have 2 giant warehouses here and I get stuff same day or the next day delivered by their white vans.

I don't hesitate to buy elsewhere if the price + 2 day shipping is cheaper.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:20 pm to
That makes no sense. You're bitching because they didn't treat you, a non prime member, like a prime member.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78360 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

You seem to be assuming my post meant I only buy from Amazon. I meant when I'm on Amazon, I don't buy 3rd party shite. I buy stuff that says "sold and shipped from amazon"." They have 2 giant warehouses here and I get stuff same day or the next day delivered by their white vans.

if it helps i did buy this from amazon directly; not a merchant account.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78360 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

That makes no sense. You're bitching because they didn't treat you, a non prime member, like a prime member.


you're right. shame on me. everytime i give them a shot instead of using ebay i get burned.

joke's on me. ebay also gives me 'ebay bucks' i can use on future orders.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171071 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:22 pm to
So they promised you a window between the 9th and the 12th. You aren't a prime member so they will take their time to take care of prime members first, then ship yours with enough time to deliver in the aforementioned window.

It's not hard to understand. Prime members have priority because they pay for it.
This post was edited on 1/9/18 at 12:23 pm
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97713 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

This is how they treat us 'unwashed non-prime' masses.


Things I'll never have to worry about
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129037 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:23 pm to
One day you will see the light and become part of the Prime family
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171071 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:23 pm to
Then use eBay
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67010 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

unwashed non-prime'


Did you also cook an "non-Prime" rib for Christmas? Your poor family
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66474 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

IF WE HAD CHANGED THE STATUS TO SHIPPED LAST WEEK IT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TO YOU TOO SOON FOR YOUR FREE SHIPPING SELECTION.



I don’t see the problem. You don’t pay for expedited service.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78360 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

It's not hard to understand. Prime members have priority


oh i get it. i got put into the 'wait state' queue because they are unable to slow their shippers down; the only control they have is to sit on non-prime orders.

again, no other commerce site does this. NONE. you think its ok because you pay $100 every year for prime so good on you. just a cautionary tale for us Poors that amazon DELIBERATELY WILL NOT PROCESS NON PRIME ORDERS FOR A SOLID WEEK after you make a purchase.

can't believe y'all don' think this is crazy.
This post was edited on 1/9/18 at 12:26 pm
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66474 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:25 pm to
You baby boomers have major entitlement issues.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32719 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:25 pm to
Don't buy from them
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78360 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:26 pm to
get off my lawn
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171071 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

oh i get it. i got put into the 'wait state' queue because they are unable to slow their shippers down; the only control they have is to sit on non-prime orders.


Correct. So they are going to fulfill the orders of members first. Just because delivery is fast doesn't mean preparing the order for delivery doesn't have to still happen.

quote:

again, no other commerce site does this. NONE. you think its ok because you pay $100 every year for prime so good on you. just a cautionary tale for us Poors.


What other commerce site has a "prime membership"? Amazon is a lot more than just ordering products, you know that, right? Prime includes the video streaming service too.

quote:

DELIBERATELY WILL NOT PROCESS NON PRIME ORDERS FOR A SOLID WEEK after you make a purchase. 


Because they take that week to process prime orders. They promised you a delivery window and will deliver in that window.
This post was edited on 1/9/18 at 12:28 pm
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