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re: Alright, OT How screwed am I? (Dog Park Karen)
Posted on 5/3/20 at 7:51 pm to cable
Posted on 5/3/20 at 7:51 pm to cable
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She also has her real name. Gonna change that too?
This is a lot easier than it’s being made out. Just lie. If she threatens charges, and she has to give a deposition, just say that she tripped on her own. As long as there are no witnesses, there is nothing she can do.
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Posted on 5/3/20 at 7:57 pm to windshieldman
quote:Tell her you’re divorced, don’t live in that city, and hate dogs.
If she calls, tell her she has the wrong number and tell her she must have gotten pranked.
Absolutely this, tell her you don't know who the hell whatever your wife's name is.
Posted on 5/3/20 at 8:00 pm to TDcline
OK listen up baw, I'm here to get you out of this. Follow these directions.
When this bitch calls say these exact words with a stern/cold voice.
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for money, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you forget about my stupid wife and dogs now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you."
When this bitch calls say these exact words with a stern/cold voice.
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for money, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you forget about my stupid wife and dogs now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you."
This post was edited on 5/3/20 at 8:02 pm
Posted on 5/3/20 at 8:06 pm to bhtigerfan
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Tell her you’re divorced, don’t live in that city, and hate dogs.
Perfect
Posted on 5/3/20 at 8:20 pm to TDcline
I’d be willing to bet your fine. DPKaren doesn’t have the balls to call. Unless your wife admits to agreeing to Karen to pay for any medical bills, which would be hard to prove.
Also, she could have previous undocumented conditions that she could claim to have been hurt, and trying to use this to get it paid for. No way it’d hold up in court if y’all were in an off leash park
Also, she could have previous undocumented conditions that she could claim to have been hurt, and trying to use this to get it paid for. No way it’d hold up in court if y’all were in an off leash park
Posted on 5/7/20 at 10:10 pm to HailToTheChiz
This happened about 15 years ago. I don’t know what insurance they had but we all lied and said I took the dog. They kept the dog and the insurance company settled with the plaintiff.
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