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AEW Wednesday Night Dynamite Thread: Rated R Murder Grandpa Edition

Posted on 1/24/24 at 5:47 pm
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 5:47 pm
G... are you getting your Netflix subscription ready to watch Raw in January 2025? Maybe on Monday, maybe not... not sure of that yet.

I will be on the road from Friday afternoon through Monday night... meaning I'll likely not be starting the SD/Rampage thread Friday, Royal Rumble thread Saturday, or Raw thread Monday. G or Wishn or Squatch will have to take on that task.

AEW Wednesday Night Dynamite comes from the Enmarket Arena in Savannah, Ga.

Want to see 2 old dogs try to murder each other? We get that tonight as "The Rated R Superstar" Adam Copeland's open challenge gets answered by the "Murder Grandpa"... "The King" Minoru Suzuki

Jeff Hardy finally gets a match on Dynamite... taking on the future 1st black AEW World Champion... Swerve Strickland

Speaking of the AEW World Championship... we hear from the champ... Samoa Joe

With the rankings & keeping track of records back in AEW... "Hangman" Adam Page wants back in the AEW World Championship picture and so he'll start building up his record by taking on Penta El Zero Miedo

We get a face-to-face interview featuring AEW Women's World Champion "Timeless" Toni Storm and her challenger "The Virtuosa" Deonna Purrazzo

The AEW World Trios Championship will be on the line tonight as The Acclaimed & Daddy arse defend against the team that just lost the ROH World Six-Man Tag Team Championship to the Bullet Club Gold portion of the Bang, Bang, Scissor Gang... the Mogul Embassy team of Brian Cage & the Gates of Agony (Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona)

Sting & Darby Allin fill us in on how they're going to get the AEW World Tag Team Championship before Sting's retirement match in March

Thunder Rosa is back on Dynamite... taking on the black woman who somehow comes from "straight outta yo momma's kitchen"... Red Velvet

And we never want to see our Best Friends get murked... so turn away as Undisputed Kingdom member Wardlow destroys Trent Beretta tonight

Did this cake cook too long?
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39203 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 6:40 pm to
Edge and Christian had the hottest feud in the company, Edge gets screwed two matches in a row and they follow it up by having Edge wrestle a bunch of random nobodies with no story involved. That's some booker of the year material.
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141180 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 6:44 pm to
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Edge and Christian had the hottest feud in the company, Edge gets screwed two matches in a row and they follow it up by having Edge wrestle a bunch of random nobodies with no story involved. That's some booker of the year material.

ummmm... the plot line has already been told to you... Copeland is working his way back up from the bottom to get back to Christian

Christian vs. Copeland will surely be on the Revolution card in March

also... Minoru Suzuki isn't a nobody
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141180 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:05 pm to
woah... AEW's growing up... got videoboard barriers around ringside
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22111 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:12 pm to
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That's some booker of the year material.


I always laugh when Cornette says that Tony is aderalled out, but the way some of this booking starts and stops, goes nowhere, or doesn't make sense does make you wonder.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Member since Feb 2007
103084 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:12 pm to
What chizzy can I find this program on my naysayer?
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141180 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:13 pm to
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What chizzy can I find this program on my naysayer?

TBS
Posted by MSUDawg98
Ravens Flock
Member since Jan 2018
10024 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:15 pm to
Alright after a few months I thought I'd give it a fresh look...

How in the heck do you still stomach watching this shite? It's only gotten worse! Sounds/looks like some of the ROH broadcasts from the early 10s. Worse than TNA before the Hogan/Flair/Bischoff crap. Does it get any better or is this reflective of the rest of the show?

I've also given Cornette a break so I can only imagine what he's saying...if he's even watching this anymore.

And yeah....Deonna would benefit from a salad or two. Can't believe Toni is losing her timeless self to her level.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22111 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:27 pm to
Raylene is a homewrecker. Referring to another man as "alot of meat".
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103084 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:29 pm to
It's still real to us dammit.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39203 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:29 pm to
AEW is very hit or miss right now. There's a great match or segment every once in a while mixed in with a lot of crap. They are definitely in a low period. It doesn't help them that WWE is super hot right now so it makes them look even worse.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24033 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:31 pm to
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Raylene


She was looking quite motherly.


Good evening, all you humans. I’m going to have to beef up my power and internet rabbits even more next year, what with Raw streaming on Netflix. Bunch of bull.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24033 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:32 pm to
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Did this cake cook too long?

Red Velvet is built well and certainly ain’t ugly, but it’s too bad she’s contracted the tattoo disease.
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
103733 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:45 pm to
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G... are you getting your Netflix subscription ready to watch Raw in January 2025? Maybe on Monday, maybe not... not sure of that yet.
How much does a Netflix subscription cost nowadays?

All right, I hope rt3 was taking notes. I just tuned in and I need a second-by-second rundown so far.
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
103733 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:46 pm to
OMG! OMG! OMG! I got here just in time!
This post was edited on 1/24/24 at 7:47 pm
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22111 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:46 pm to
Best segment of the night coming with Timeless Toni Storm.

Nice touch with Toni in black and white even while live.
This post was edited on 1/24/24 at 7:47 pm
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
103733 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:47 pm to
They have half the screen black and white.
Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
88773 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:47 pm to
Okay that’s pretty cool how they shoot Toni with the Black and White split screen
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24033 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:48 pm to
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They have half the screen black and white

That’s a decent effect.



We’ve got a fat arse chatting with a fatass.



Twist her lips or nips?
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22111 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 7:48 pm to
Renee trying not to crack.
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