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re: Accidentally opened a package intended for my neighbor
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:51 pm to Tyga Woods
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:51 pm to Tyga Woods
Why the frick you keep opening my mail? I'm getting sick of your snooping, peeping Tom, arse.
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 8:52 pm
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:59 pm to Bullfrog
Put it on their doorstep and walk away. Make sure it's open when you leave it. That way, they know someone saw. But don't know who. It'll bother them the rest of their life and you'll get a small chuckle out of it. Totally worth it.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 10:51 pm to PearlJam
quote:It's a shame you know this from experience.
Highly unlikely they well get stuck in your anus.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 10:55 pm to BHM
Posted on 2/10/17 at 11:00 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
. I don't think I can keep it together long enough to hand it back to him. What should I do?
make sure to wash your poop off of the dildo before you give him the package.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 11:01 pm to Tyga Woods
fake newz
Posted on 2/10/17 at 11:07 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
Take a pic of your hard dick. With spooge on the end. Take it next to the items. Wrap it all back up so it looks untouched and leave it by the neighbors front door.
Say nothing...ever. The woman will always wonder whose dick it was.
Say nothing...ever. The woman will always wonder whose dick it was.
Posted on 2/11/17 at 1:36 pm to Tyga Woods
put it all in a ziplock bag, with a note that says thanks..lol
Posted on 2/11/17 at 1:43 pm to TSLG
quote:
I'd take it back when only she is at home. If you can't la d a side piece with this type of opportunity, then you just can't land a side piece.
This is the correct answer.
Posted on 2/11/17 at 2:14 pm to theenemy
quote:
quote:
I'd take it back when only she is at home. If you can't la d a side piece with this type of opportunity, then you just can't land a side piece.
This is the correct answer.
Yeah but the gal ain't gonna be home till like this coming Friday, and only then if the hard case judge let's her out. Should just go ahead over with the stuff and offer to watch the kid if the guy needs to go visit the Mrs. in jail. Snap us a pic of the in-home breathalyzer thingy while ya there.
Posted on 2/11/17 at 2:56 pm to Mr. Hangover
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and give it to him
Posted on 2/11/17 at 3:00 pm to saint tiger225
quote:Maybe your wife just has a loose anus, but I've never gotten one stuck up there.
It's a shame you know this from experience.
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