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re: About to be a daddy!
Posted on 3/15/14 at 1:57 pm to Scruffy
Posted on 3/15/14 at 1:57 pm to Scruffy
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DON'T WATCH!!! no matter how COOL they say its going to be.... DONT DO IT!!! Its like watching your favorite resturant burn to the ground....it will never be the same!!
Trust me man... i work in the medical field and once had to deliver a baby.... that thing opened up and that baby shot out.... things came out of there that you could not imagine in the worse horror movie uve ever seen,,, i could not sleep for 2 days... it was burned in my brain and i could not erase it.... i told my GF at the time...dont frickin touch me you nasty bitch!... was truely scarred.... With my kid, i just work a baseball cap and pulled the bill down low... ur good to go.. Best of luck!!!
Posted on 3/15/14 at 1:59 pm to sonoma8
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Trust me man... i work in the medical field and once had to deliver a baby.... that thing opened up and that baby shot out.... things came out of there that you could not imagine in the worse horror movie uve ever seen,,, i could not sleep for 2 days... it was burned in my brain and i could not erase it.... i told my GF at the time...dont frickin touch me you nasty bitch!... was truely scarred.
shite

Posted on 3/15/14 at 2:02 pm to tidehillcrest
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and yet your on here? wow
Wife is asleep? I am supposed to sit here and look at the wall?

Posted on 3/15/14 at 2:05 pm to GRTiger

They'll cover up her lower body. Just stand near her head and hold her hand.
And be prepared for her to curse you out and hate you for what you did to her.
She will.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 2:05 pm to DawgCountry
about to be a debt slave for 20+ years
jk CONGRATS MAN
jk CONGRATS MAN
Posted on 3/15/14 at 2:27 pm to Scruffy
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And be prepared for her to curse you out and hate you
No worries there. We've been practicing that for years.
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