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re: A Florida woman sues Velveeta, claiming its macaroni takes longer than 3 1/2 minutes

Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:19 pm to
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18772 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:19 pm to
Thanks lawyers. You make the world a worse place everyday.

This should never see the light of day in courtroom. Same for the guy who sued Texas Pete hot sauce for being made in North Carolina. Grifters
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
6963 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:21 pm to
Same person who sued McDonald's because the coffee was too hot?
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
18700 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:29 pm to
Prob an illegal. Her new country presents so many opportunities for everyone to prosper…….
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48124 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:33 pm to
If her microwave sucks, it could take longer.

..and frick her for filing this lawsuit.
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:34 pm to
There’s about the same legal standing here as there is in the court rulings blocking student loan forgiveness.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11483 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

The wattage does make some difference


Also another trait of microwave cooking I learned is that the turntable is very helpful when cooking.

If you have a cup or small container, it is better to put on the outside and rotate as it will rotate in and out of the microwave beam. It will help to even out the heating instead of just sticking it in the middle.
This post was edited on 11/29/22 at 5:07 am
Posted by I B Freeman
Member since Oct 2009
27843 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:03 pm to
loser pay
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5605 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:45 pm to
Is she fat? She sounds fat.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16327 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:58 pm to
How was this poor harmed to the tune of $5m by spending an extra minute and a half preparing trash food product for herself and her fat kids?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19467 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:02 pm to
I would also like to know what power her microwave is.

That also has a good deal to do with how long it takes
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3696 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:03 pm to
I’d hate to see the lawsuit she musters up when she refuses to let pizza rolls cool appropriately
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 8:04 pm
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