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Posted on 11/15/23 at 5:35 pm to
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
1080 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 5:35 pm to
She asked me if I wanted to take her to bed. I said …like a bad rope . Frayed knot
Posted by extremetigerfanatic
Member since Oct 2003
5851 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, it's not coming whatever you call it.



What do call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?

Sparky
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17685 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:31 pm to
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.



What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


Still no eye deer.



What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick?


Still no fricking eye deer.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4324 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:04 am to
Posted by SJS101
Member since Oct 2007
2857 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:28 am to
What kind of flower grows on your face? Tulips (two lips)
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84688 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:28 am to
Did you hear about to superhero with a lisp who always works out?

He's Thor
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
14812 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 12:36 pm to
I don't rust anyone who does acupuncture. They are all back stabbers
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7516 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 1:54 pm to
Have you heard about the popular, new corduroy pillows?

They’re really making headlines!





What do you call a black guy flying a plane?



A pilot, you racist jerk.
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