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3 Teenagers shot in Eastern New Orleans

Posted on 11/18/19 at 12:58 pm
Posted by airlinehwypanhandler
Airline Highway
Member since Feb 2019
2130 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 12:58 pm
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A shooting in a New Orleans East neighborhood on Saturday night left three teenagers injured, New Orleans police said.

The shooting occurred in the 1300 block of North I-10 Service Road in the Read Boulevard East neighborhood, police said. The teenagers — a 16-year-old boy, a 14-year-old boy and a 15-year-old girl — were all shot in the leg or leg area.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79821 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 12:58 pm to
Is this news?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

were all shot in the leg or leg area.



Shining journalism here.


Wouldn’t the leg area be...the leg?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

all shot in the leg or leg area.



how are they going to run off to college with leg injuries?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132641 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 12:59 pm to
The East. Home of random shootings and not a single good eating establishment.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38329 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

Shining journalism here.


Wouldn’t the leg area be...the leg?




Yeah...I mean, my head is close enough to my leg for me to consider my head in the "leg area". They are only about 2 feet apart.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111639 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

quote:
were all shot in the leg or leg area.



Shining journalism here.


Yeah, what the hell's the distinction there?
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71185 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

shot


quote:

Eastern New Orleans


Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38535 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:03 pm to
NOLA is trying to catch up to BR's numbers.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

Wouldn’t the leg area be...the leg?

99% of the time yes.....if you're hung like a bear like I am...well that constitutes the remaining 1%
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53973 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:03 pm to
Maybe you can help solve a mystery

Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37474 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:03 pm to
The news should just report days there are no shootings in NOLA. Would save a lot of time and those days are a lot more newsworthy
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:05 pm to
What does this have to do with professional wrestling?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Yeah...I mean, my head is close enough to my leg for me to consider my head in the "leg area". They are only about 2 feet apart.



Can you imagine a “journalist” as an EMT?

“Doctor, we have 3 victims with gunshot wounds to the leg and leg area.”

D“So both legs?”

“No, one is shot in the knee”

D“That’s on the leg.”

“Another took a bullet to the thigh.”

D”again, leg.”

“And the other was shot in the leg.





Area.”
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

99% of the time yes.....if you're hung like a bear like I am...well that constitutes the remaining 1%





Have you ever seen a bear penis? For their size they aren’t that impressive. Not sure if I’d brag about that
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

99% of the time yes.....if you're hung like a bear like I am...well that constitutes the remaining 1%






an 1100 lb polar bear has a 7.3 inch dick.

so proportionally, if you weigh 200lbs, you dick is less than 2 inches.

sorry to hear that.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59346 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:09 pm to
maybe they don't want to say shot in the dick
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

maybe they don't want to say shot in the dick



It’s a way better story if they blew his balls off. Just say “groin”.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79821 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:16 pm to
*groin area
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 11/18/19 at 1:21 pm to
I believe the proper term is “groinary”
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