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re: 1st world problem of the day

Posted on 11/29/17 at 8:56 pm to
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16926 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 8:56 pm to
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 9:27 pm to
Went to light my Opus X and my XiKar lighter flame cover would not re-seal.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:21 pm to
Was mowing on my riding lawn mower and was thinking the entire time why in the world did I cancel my lawn service.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39656 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:35 pm to
Taco Bell didn’t give me enough sauce today. Was pissed
Posted by RobDione
Pensacola Beach
Member since Nov 2007
765 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:50 pm to
Had company and put a chicken on a spit in my propane grill.... tank went empty and hooked grill up to pool heater Natural Gas line. Chicken came out of intense flame like a briquette.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49211 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

Had to pee. 
Toilet seat was down. 
Lit it up, anyway. 
Turned off the light. 
Walked away.
That's not really a 1st world problem, that's just ratchet.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102382 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

Fixed myself two perfect Manhattans in my upstairs midcentury room, while listening to Charlie Byrd on a vintage hi-fi...go down downstairs to the game room for one more Manhattan, and there's no sweet vermouth! Had to "settle" for an Old Fashioned.


to a Manhattan over an Old fashioned Vermouth and bourbon shall not meet.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85576 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:59 pm to
I’m in the mood to eat, but I’m not hungry. So annoying.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79881 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

Vermouth and bourbon


Hopefully you aren't using bourbon for either.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106119 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:02 pm to
Closed the door to my office and spent the afternoon watching midget porn.
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
8037 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:03 pm to
I thought I had to fart, it wasn't a fart so I had to jump in the shower. With all that confusion I didn't turn my heated floors on so my feet got cold when I got out of the shower. Worst. Day. Ever.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102382 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:13 pm to
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Hopefully you aren't using bourbon for either.


Rye is better for sure.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79881 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:25 pm to
Rye is the only option
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