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Posted on 11/29/17 at 9:27 pm to haikarate
Went to light my Opus X and my XiKar lighter flame cover would not re-seal.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:21 pm to haikarate
Was mowing on my riding lawn mower and was thinking the entire time why in the world did I cancel my lawn service.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:35 pm to haikarate
Taco Bell didn’t give me enough sauce today. Was pissed
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:50 pm to haikarate
Had company and put a chicken on a spit in my propane grill.... tank went empty and hooked grill up to pool heater Natural Gas line. Chicken came out of intense flame like a briquette.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:56 pm to Bullfrog
quote:That's not really a 1st world problem, that's just ratchet.
Had to pee.
Toilet seat was down.
Lit it up, anyway.
Turned off the light.
Walked away.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:57 pm to haikarate
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Fixed myself two perfect Manhattans in my upstairs midcentury room, while listening to Charlie Byrd on a vintage hi-fi...go down downstairs to the game room for one more Manhattan, and there's no sweet vermouth! Had to "settle" for an Old Fashioned.
to a Manhattan over an Old fashioned Vermouth and bourbon shall not meet. Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:59 pm to haikarate
I’m in the mood to eat, but I’m not hungry. So annoying.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:01 pm to t00f
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Vermouth and bourbon
Hopefully you aren't using bourbon for either.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:02 pm to haikarate
Closed the door to my office and spent the afternoon watching midget porn.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:03 pm to haikarate
I thought I had to fart, it wasn't a fart so I had to jump in the shower. With all that confusion I didn't turn my heated floors on so my feet got cold when I got out of the shower. Worst. Day. Ever.
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:13 pm to fightin tigers
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Hopefully you aren't using bourbon for either.
Rye is better for sure.
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