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171 mph on the highway, what do you tell the cop?

Posted on 4/12/16 at 9:35 pm
Posted by jb4
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 9:35 pm
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This post was edited on 4/12/16 at 9:47 pm
Posted by ellunchboxo
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 9:41 pm to
frick your blind link.
Posted by Mister Bengal
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 9:41 pm to
perhaps
Posted by tennvol
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 9:50 pm to
frick you!

land of the free?
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 9:53 pm to
If you're not first, you're last.
Posted by VermilionTiger
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 9:54 pm to
Sorry officer...i.... didnt know I couldnt do that
Posted by Stud Bud
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 9:55 pm to
Gotta take a shite.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 9:56 pm to
Sorry officer. The speedometer is broke.

I didn't know this car could go that fast.


Is this about that thing with your wife?
This post was edited on 4/12/16 at 9:57 pm
Posted by AthensRattler
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 9:59 pm to
I'm experiencing an erection lasting more than four hours.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Sorry for partying.
Posted by goldenbadger08
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:10 pm to
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$1,000 fine
That's it? Hm...
Posted by N2cars
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:12 pm to
"I was trying to pass someone..."
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I'm a lawyer!!!
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:15 pm to
"You need to re-calibrate you radar. There is no way I was at 171. My speedometer showed 182."
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:22 pm to
If you're able to do 170+, you shouldn't let them catch you. The cop simply gave up when I ran at 100+.
This post was edited on 4/12/16 at 10:24 pm
Posted by Captain Lafitte
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:27 pm to
"I can't drive 55."
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:28 pm to
Chip!
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:30 pm to
quote:

171 mph on the highway, what do you tell the cop?


Thank you officer for saving my dumb arse.
Posted by Captain Lafitte
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/12/16 at 10:32 pm to
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