re: 12/3/18 Lunch Thread

training session #1

instead of saying

"aspy, you're going to want some dick one day"

say

"aspy, you're going to want something resembling b-beer's long & slender phallus'esque body in your once gaping but now barren and almost completely closed up love tunnel one day"

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I feel bad for my future kids.

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i yearn for your twins to call me daddy.

wb chris


how was ban land?

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twins

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Put me in a straight jacket. i couldn't handle two at once (twss)

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Bye slag

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Where the hell she been?

Who gives a frick

aubrey was enamored with kristen stewart & cast when twilight was going strong. she wasn't real happy when she heard an interview with k-stew talking trashy af.

me & aubrey are a tad bit old fashioned.

I learned my sailor mouth from my mother

I’m very much a lost cause

You don’t frickin cuss that fricking much.

I know! frick! Always someone bitching