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Good Morning Gang!

This day in History : July 16
1790
The District of Columbia was established as the seat of the United States government.

1918
Russia's Czar Nicholas II and his family were executed by the Bolsheviks.

1935
The first parking meters were installed in Oklahoma City.

1945
The first atomic bomb was tested in Alamogordo, N.M.

1951
J. D. Salinger's novel Catcher in the Rye was published.

1969
Apollo 11 took off on the first manned flight to the moon.

1979
Saddam Hussein became president of Iraq.

1999
John F. Kennedy, Jr., his wife Carolyn Bessette, and her sister Lauren, died in a plane crash near Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts.

JOTD
Wright Brothers conversation:

Orville Wright: Dick cave?

Wilbur Wright: Definitely not.

Orville Wright: Wiener hole?

Wilbur Wright: Dude, no.

Orville Wright: Cock pit?

Wilbur Wright: Sighs. Okay, fine.

Weather: It’ll be warm today with an afternoon chance of rain.




Bonus JOTD
I called my wife at work and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”

Sounding concerned, she replied, “No!”.

I said, “How about now?”