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This day in History : June 09
1870
Author Charles Dickens died.

1898
China agreed to lease Hong Kong to Britain for 99 years.

1934
Donald Duck made his screen debut in The Wise Little Hen.

1944
The Republic of Iceland was established.

1973
Secretariat won the Belmont Stakes and became the first Triple Crown winner in 25 years.

1978
After 148 years, the leaders of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints finally allowed black men to become priests.

1993
Japan's Crown Prince Naruhito married commoner Masako Owada.

Today’s Weather: Hot & Dry. Just like hell.


JOTD
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey,Dave! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.