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This day in History : June 05
1783
Joseph and Jacques Montgolfier gave the first successful balloon flight demonstration.

1884
Civil War hero Gen. William T. Sherman refused the Republican nomination for president with the words, “I will not accept if nominated and will not serve if elected.”

1933
The United States went off the gold standard.

1947
Sen. George Marshall proposed a plan (Marshall Plan) to help Europe recover financially from the effects of World War II.

1967
The Arab-Israeli Six-Day War began.

1968
Sen. Robert F. Kennedy was shot by an assassin and died the next day.

1981
The Centers for Disease Control published the first report about the disease that would later become known as AIDS.

2002
Elizabeth Smart was kidnapped from her Salt Lake City home.

2004
Former president Ronald Reagan died.

2013
The British newspaper the Guardian published the first of many stories based on leaks by Edward Snowden about the top-secret surveillance activities of the National Security Agency.

Weather - finally some rain

JOTD
A woman cheats on her husband after years of happy marriage. Realising her mistake, she starts praying to God:

"God, I know I did a bad thing But my marriage is the only thing that makes me happy. Please don't let my husband find out."

She hears a voice from above: Okay my child it will be. But the only condition is, years from now you're going to die by drowning.

The woman agrees. The next years of her life become wonderful. She even wins the lottery and starts a successful business. Forgetting her conversation with God, she books a vacation on a cruise ship. During her cruise, the ship starts sinking. Remembering her faith, she starts praying to God again: "God, you're not gonna drown a whole ship full of people because of me right?

She hears a familiar voice once again: "Are you kidding me? I've been gathering you whores for years"