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Need help in getting back at a Cowboys fan

Posted on 9/16/19 at 12:38 pm
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7313 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 12:38 pm
We were discussing the game at work this morning when a co-worker we call Tex said that Brees faked his injury to avoid getting beat by the Cowboys again in two weeks. I was so caught off guard that I couldn't come back with anything good. The nerve of some people! I need to get back at this guy without crossing the line and getting fired. Any ideas?
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37573 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 12:38 pm to
This is pretty pathetic
Posted by DellTronJon
Member since Feb 2010
1279 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 12:39 pm to
Tell him Troy Aikman is gay.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7313 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

This is pretty pathetic


I know, right. When's the last the Cowboys won the Super Bowl.
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21317 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 12:41 pm to
25 years ago, a great season for the Cowboys was winning the SB. Now, it's having a chance to beat the Saints.

They were big in 1994. So were Hootie and the Blowfish.
Posted by LSUgrad08112
Member since May 2016
2925 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 12:42 pm to
You should run at him full speed and shred several ligaments in his thumb, then ask him if he still thinks Brees is lying
Posted by Cajunese
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
6969 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 12:46 pm to
Yeah, Brees is so scared of a team that has 3 playoff wins in over 20 years.
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 12:54 pm to
Tell him Michael Irvin was caught with a bag of dildos and coke at a Motel 6.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48280 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 12:56 pm to
If you and that slack-jawed mush-mouth Southern accent-idiot that likes the Dallas Cowboys don't get back to work, you'll both have plenty of free time to argue about sports.
Posted by Bawcephus
Member since Jul 2018
2747 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by Bonkers119
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2015
10133 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 1:24 pm to
Frick his wife?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 2:58 pm to
Buy a cleaver, walk over to his desk and chop his thumb off.

Wear it as a necklace to the game.
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