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If I ran the Saints for one day
Posted on 5/29/12 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 5/29/12 at 3:25 pm
This would be my calendar for today's agenda:
5/30/2012
3:57 PM Arrive for work.
4 PM: Realize Sedrick Ellis is not worth the $5.82M he's due this year, cut him.
4:01 PM: Resign Brees with that money.
4:02 PM: Push the "stripper button" hidden under my desk and bury myself in a set of 34D's until dinner.
5/30/2012
3:57 PM Arrive for work.
4 PM: Realize Sedrick Ellis is not worth the $5.82M he's due this year, cut him.
4:01 PM: Resign Brees with that money.
4:02 PM: Push the "stripper button" hidden under my desk and bury myself in a set of 34D's until dinner.
This post was edited on 5/29/12 at 3:26 pm
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Posted on 5/29/12 at 3:27 pm to ClientNumber9
we should have enough money to pay drew for not paying payton.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 3:27 pm to Chad504boy
That and the fact that we didn't spend 100 mil on two guards.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 3:31 pm to Patrick O Rly
We're just trolling the league into thinking we're imploding.
Drew has a secret deal already signed, sealed and delivered.
Drew has a secret deal already signed, sealed and delivered.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 3:32 pm to NawlinsTiger9
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Drew has a secret deal already signed, sealed and delivered.
Roman? Is that you?
Posted on 5/29/12 at 3:40 pm to ClientNumber9
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If I ran the Saints for one day
This would be my calendar for today's agenda:
10:30 - get to work
10:32 - find the Lombardi trophy and a superbowl ring. Pocket the ring, find a couch.
10:35 - nap with the Lombardi trophy.
11:45 - Return the Lombardi to its case.
12:00 - Lunch with Jenkins, Greer, Harper, Lofton and Spags to discuss the upcoming year and how the Defense is going to be run.
1:00 - meeting with Defense to get autographs and gear to be sold on ebay later
1:30 - Meeting with Offense. Get autographs and gear to sell on ebay later. Tell Pete he has my confidence, good luck, and put Payton on speaker on my throwaway go-phone to give the offense some motivation.
2:00 - nap
3:00 - Call Loomis. Tell him he is a hell of a GM, thank him for doing his job amazingly for the last few years. Convey my utmost confidence in him during the Brees negotiations.
3:30 - head to the team doctor and get a few prescriptions on the hush hush
3:45 - call a meeting with the Saintsations for 4:50
4:00 - Find the tickets to the owners suite and take a few.
4:05 - Go on TD, click ST, brag about my awesome day.
4:30 - Hold press conference officially promoting Mark Ingram to starting RB, Head Coach, and OC and make him the face of the franchise. Also, have him wear a patch that says "Chad504boy" on his jersey the entire season.
4:50 - Get to meeting with the Saintsations, realize they are ugly.
4:55 - Arrange for new Saintsations tryouts, which will be overseen by me.
5:00 - Leave happy.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 3:46 pm to Breesus
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Also, have him wear a patch that says "Chad504boy" on his jersey the entire season.
Did Chad die?
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:08 pm to kclsufan
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Did Chad die?
Yes.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:15 pm to kclsufan
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Did Chad die?
The funeral was last weekend. Two people showed:
This post was edited on 5/29/12 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:26 pm to Breesus
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10:35 - fap with the Lombardi trophy.
FIFY
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:29 pm to NS Who Dat Nation
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10:35 - fap with the Lombardi trophy.
FIFY
thank you, i will update my schedule accordingly.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:45 pm to Patrick O Rly
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spend 100 mil on two guards.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 5:24 pm to Hoodoo Man
1200AM- Arrive at work
1201AM- Realize there is no one there but me and a clean up guy. Punch the clean up guy in the face for having an awesome custodian job. take a self tour of the complex.
0600AM- High five all the players and coaches as the enter the parking lot.
0615AM- high five all the players and coaches as they enter the building.
0700AM- have breakfast cooked IHOP at SP's desk.
0730AM- Have a threesome with the Lombari and a SB ring.
1200PM- Take a "Nap" with each Santsaition.
0300PM- Have a meeting with Mickey, Loomis, and Coordinators to get a full breakdown of everything that is going on and what is coming in the future.
0400PM- Hold a press conference making it official that I am now a part of the orginization with the title of "Organized Party Coordinator".
0430PM- Take a "Nap" with Brittany Brees and Rita
0530PM- Attend indoor full pads scrimmage.
0830PM- Have dinner cooked by Drago's.
0930PM- Watch game tape with Offense and then Defense telling them what they should have done from the mind of a fan.
1100PM- Have a meeting with Spags explaining to him that there is no need for a 10 yd cushion from opposing WR.
1115PM- Hide somewhere in the building so that I can do it all again the next day.
1201AM- Realize there is no one there but me and a clean up guy. Punch the clean up guy in the face for having an awesome custodian job. take a self tour of the complex.
0600AM- High five all the players and coaches as the enter the parking lot.
0615AM- high five all the players and coaches as they enter the building.
0700AM- have breakfast cooked IHOP at SP's desk.
0730AM- Have a threesome with the Lombari and a SB ring.
1200PM- Take a "Nap" with each Santsaition.
0300PM- Have a meeting with Mickey, Loomis, and Coordinators to get a full breakdown of everything that is going on and what is coming in the future.
0400PM- Hold a press conference making it official that I am now a part of the orginization with the title of "Organized Party Coordinator".
0430PM- Take a "Nap" with Brittany Brees and Rita
0530PM- Attend indoor full pads scrimmage.
0830PM- Have dinner cooked by Drago's.
0930PM- Watch game tape with Offense and then Defense telling them what they should have done from the mind of a fan.
1100PM- Have a meeting with Spags explaining to him that there is no need for a 10 yd cushion from opposing WR.
1115PM- Hide somewhere in the building so that I can do it all again the next day.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 5:26 pm to Bduhon55
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1200PM- Take a "Nap" with each Santsaition.
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0430PM- Take a "Nap" with Rita
:yack:Posted on 5/29/12 at 5:34 pm to Breesus
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Take a "Nap" with Rita
Posted on 5/29/12 at 5:49 pm to Chad504boy
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we should have enough money to pay drew for not paying payton.
Only if we can get some people to raise some private funds to give to Benson to help.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 5:59 pm to ClientNumber9
I'd go full retro - Sir Saint logo on midfield, old gold endzones (like back in Tulane Stadium days) with black "SAINTS" font and the old school shield in the corners, NFL Shield logo on the 25 yard lines, and these beauties every week...
This post was edited on 5/29/12 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 5/29/12 at 6:05 pm to MinnesotaTiger
I wish we would also go retro on the field decor. I like the current uniforms and field more though. I personally think the Saints Black on Gold pants uniform is one of the best looking in the NFL. Black on Black is my least favorite, looks like a high school uniform.
Posted on 5/30/12 at 7:17 am to Chad504boy
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we should have enough money to pay drew for not paying payton.
Because total cash in the bank is the problem, not the cap.
Posted on 5/30/12 at 10:32 am to Jumbeauxlaya
9:00 A.M.-Arrive For Work
9:01 A.M.-Get myself a super bowl ring and fap to the Lombardi Trophy
9:15 A.M.-Call Brees in for a meeting
9:30 A.M.-Full Analysis with F/O Staff of Salary Breakdown.
11:00 A.M.-Call in Scott Shanle and cut him. Call in Martez Wilson and move him back to LB. I was never a fan of that move.
12:00 P.M.-Lunch with the Saintsations
1:30 P.M.-Arrange a press conference
2:00 P.M.-Pick up Brees from the airport...contract in hand. 19 million/year plus Shanle's yearly salary.
3:00 P.M.-Kick Tom Condon in the balls.
3:30 P.M.-Press conference to announce Brees' signing
4:00 P.M.-Parade around downtown N.O. while holding up a framed copy of the signed contract.
5:00 P.M.-Head home.
9:01 A.M.-Get myself a super bowl ring and fap to the Lombardi Trophy
9:15 A.M.-Call Brees in for a meeting
9:30 A.M.-Full Analysis with F/O Staff of Salary Breakdown.
11:00 A.M.-Call in Scott Shanle and cut him. Call in Martez Wilson and move him back to LB. I was never a fan of that move.
12:00 P.M.-Lunch with the Saintsations
1:30 P.M.-Arrange a press conference
2:00 P.M.-Pick up Brees from the airport...contract in hand. 19 million/year plus Shanle's yearly salary.
3:00 P.M.-Kick Tom Condon in the balls.
3:30 P.M.-Press conference to announce Brees' signing
4:00 P.M.-Parade around downtown N.O. while holding up a framed copy of the signed contract.
5:00 P.M.-Head home.
This post was edited on 5/30/12 at 10:34 am
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