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From thephins.com
Posted on 10/1/13 at 11:56 am
Posted on 10/1/13 at 11:56 am
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"LIE
Size matters in football.
TRUTH
Darren Sproles & Drew Brees stole our lunch money, gave us a wedgee, took our girlfriend, then punched us in the face. After that, they broke into the school office and hacked the computer, changed all our grades to F, got us arrested for crimes they committed and while we were being lead away in hand cuffs…they had sex with our mom on the front lawn in front of our dad and neighborhood. (Years later when we’d try and seek revenge, they would forget they even knew us at one point.)"
"LIE
Size matters in football.
TRUTH
Darren Sproles & Drew Brees stole our lunch money, gave us a wedgee, took our girlfriend, then punched us in the face. After that, they broke into the school office and hacked the computer, changed all our grades to F, got us arrested for crimes they committed and while we were being lead away in hand cuffs…they had sex with our mom on the front lawn in front of our dad and neighborhood. (Years later when we’d try and seek revenge, they would forget they even knew us at one point.)"
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Posted on 10/1/13 at 11:57 am to MetryTyger
Posted on 10/1/13 at 11:57 am to MetryTyger
Posted on 10/1/13 at 11:58 am to MetryTyger
Posted on 10/1/13 at 12:00 pm to MetryTyger
Posted on 10/1/13 at 12:00 pm to MetryTyger
Nailed it
Posted on 10/1/13 at 12:05 pm to MetryTyger
They forgot after we banged their mom, we crapped in their cornflakes and then burned their house down....
Posted on 10/1/13 at 12:06 pm to MetryTyger
LIE
Tannehill is pretty.
Truth
Some jack arse last week was talking about how pretty Tannehill is. That guy is a stupid, stupid, jack-arse-face. In fact, the last time the number 17 was associated with something that ugly, CashInFist took it to Bob Evans then tried to hump it.
This is not the end for Tannehill though. In fact, I think relative to his long term development, this game was actually a good thing, because he is not the type to fold because this. He is the type to learn and be motivated by this. With that, hopefully the fumble issues stop.
Who am I kidding, he’s still pretty.
Tannehill is pretty.
Truth
Some jack arse last week was talking about how pretty Tannehill is. That guy is a stupid, stupid, jack-arse-face. In fact, the last time the number 17 was associated with something that ugly, CashInFist took it to Bob Evans then tried to hump it.
This is not the end for Tannehill though. In fact, I think relative to his long term development, this game was actually a good thing, because he is not the type to fold because this. He is the type to learn and be motivated by this. With that, hopefully the fumble issues stop.
Who am I kidding, he’s still pretty.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 12:32 pm to Jones
Those phins are very self deprecating. I didn't think the dolphins played that bad last night.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 12:39 pm to MetryTyger
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if he doesn’t pull his ample head out of his goat arse,
funny shite there.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 12:52 pm to Jones
quote:
Who am I kidding, he’s still pretty.
so is his wife
Posted on 10/1/13 at 1:03 pm to mindbreaker
yes, Mrs.Tannehill is quite an attractive woman.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 1:06 pm to dexy82
quote:
Those phins are very self deprecating. I didn't think the dolphins played that bad last night.
For a quarter
They were destroyed pretty much after that. Not anywhere close to the saints level
Posted on 10/1/13 at 1:19 pm to MetryTyger
quote:
"LIE Size matters in football. TRUTH Darren Sproles & Drew Brees stole our lunch money, gave us a wedgee, took our girlfriend, then punched us in the face. After that, they broke into the school office and hacked the computer, changed all our grades to F, got us arrested for crimes they committed and while we were being lead away in hand cuffs…they had sex with our mom on the front lawn in front of our dad and neighborhood. (Years later when we’d try and seek revenge, they would forget they even knew us at one point.)"
LMAO
Posted on 10/1/13 at 1:33 pm to MetryTyger
Damn, even Bobby on his binging best couldn't produce a masterpiece like that one.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 1:54 pm to MetryTyger
quote:
LIE
Mike Sherman is devoid of talent.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 2:43 pm to MetryTyger
Posted on 10/1/13 at 2:56 pm to MetryTyger
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:03 pm to 4thandinches
quote:
4thandinches
I did have to laugh when I saw his despair on that one.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:09 pm to MetryTyger
Tanehill did pretty good besides that fumble. Greer jumped that route and let's not act like Wallace didn't cost them some first downs.
I'm not totally distraught after last night if I am a Dolphins fan. I just realize where I am on the pecking order.
I'm not totally distraught after last night if I am a Dolphins fan. I just realize where I am on the pecking order.
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