re: Dear Misserable Insufferable Gameday Posters

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Your life sucks, your family hates you, you work a mind numbing worthless job, you will die the all star walmart employee please do us all a favor and just end it now as oppose to dragging us all through the fire with you...do one selfless act and pick another team or simply kill yourselves...you take the joy out of wins, the misery out of losses, and the gratification out of being a fan.

you sit around all sunday bragging to your friends about how great your homemade red beans and rice are straight out of a blue runner can, you talk like you know football because you ran a franchise on madden for 5 years on rookie level with salary cap turned off, you have been a die hard fan for all of 4-7 years and that is enough memories to last you a lifetime please show yourselves the door. turn the page on your life to your next great chapter...any day now your wife will leave you, your 13 year daughter old will want to go on the Maury show...you have more pressing needs to worry about than football.

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I do recognize this is a cry for help, but this is a sports message board and we can't provide the type of help you so desperately need. Please see a mental healthcare professional asap or go straight to the emergency room.