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re: Brandin Cooks vs. Jarvis Landry

Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:28 am to
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:28 am to
Take a bite son.

run of the year

Posted by LosLobos111
Austere
Member since Feb 2011
45385 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:29 am to
quote:

And for the record, that bit about Cooks not being able to make my Grandpa with Parkinson's miss is 100% truthful. Cooks cant shake the salt onto his mashed potatoes.




See what I mean?
Posted by DatNolaClap
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
1924 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:34 am to
I did not say he was a bad player though. i just enthusiastically said he doesnt have much wiggle in those hips.
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:35 am to
quote:

And for the record, that bit about Cooks not being able to make my Grandpa with Parkinson's miss is 100% truthful. Cooks cant shake the salt onto his mashed potatoes.




how does he average 13 yards per catch if he cant shake anyone?

if Landry only averages 10 yards per catch, in what world is he viewed as someone that can make people miss?
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23013 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:36 am to
quote:

That pussy arse shite rubs off the leader needs to be tough


FYI: If you're looking for the tough leader on offense, his name is Drew Brees. That's who this offense rallies around.
Posted by DatNolaClap
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
1924 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:38 am to
Yes, Lester pointed this out to me like 2 months ago. Not too take away from Cook's effort but that play was a fluke of shitty tackles. They looked like the saints trying to tackle Marshawn Lynch. Find me one gif of Brandin Cooks juking or shaking someone in the nfl. I just dont think said footage exists yet. Maybe next year though.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
74416 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:38 am to
Watch the link son. Don't be scared
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23013 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:39 am to
quote:

how does he average 13 yards per catch if he cant shake anyone?

if Landry only averages 10 yards per catch, in what world is he viewed as someone that can make people miss?




they will not answer that question.

they will just point out his unmeasurables baw.
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
288592 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:42 am to
yea, its magic. He cant shake anyone yet he seems to get by defenders regularly


meanwhile Jarvis Landry catches 114 passes 5 yards from the line of scrimmage. He has such great WIGGLE!!!!!
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23013 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:45 am to
quote:

yea, its magic. He cant shake anyone yet he seems to get by defenders regularly


exactly. there is literally hrs of film/footage showing him juking/shaking defenders and blowing past them.
Posted by DatNolaClap
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
1924 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:51 am to
Well then show it to me. And im talking about with the ball in his hands, not while he is running routes. It does not exist. Especially not HOURS of footage. Are you kidding? If he cant run right by the guy, he isnt getting past him.
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23013 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:55 am to
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If he cant run right by the guy, he isnt getting past him.


thats just it. he gets past everyone.

unlike Landry.

proof is in the pudding baw.
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
288592 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 10:58 am to
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If he cant run right by the guy, he isnt getting past him.



i dont know how many times this has to be repeated. Landry has a career yards per catch of 9. He isnt running by or juking anyone


If he was good at juking people, or if he were more explosive. he'd have a much higher YPC. That is a fact.
This post was edited on 1/28/16 at 11:00 am
Posted by DatNolaClap
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
1924 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 11:01 am to
LINK
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Excuse Me? You were saying? I threw the last one in for good measure.
Posted by DatNolaClap
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
1924 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 11:02 am to
I'm still waiting for that footage of Brandin Cooks juking just 1 person in the NFL. Ill just be sitting her, yall let me know when you find it.
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
288592 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 11:04 am to
all those "explosive" plays.

still averages 9YPC

Think about that dude. Seriously, how low of an IQ must you have to not understand how poor that is.
Posted by GynoSandberg
Bay St Louis, MS
Member since Jan 2006
73966 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 11:06 am to
You act like juking someone counts for shite

How's about who giving me 6 points? Hey let me run around a lot and get tackled derp derp or let me just get past a defense and actually score a frickin touchdown
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
288592 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 11:07 am to
ok, let me ask you this. Simple question, dont need any response other then A or B.

which would you rather.


A) WR #1. He catches a pass, makes 2 guys miss, and gets 9 yards.

B) WR #2. He beats his man off the line of scrimmage, gets open for a 13 yard catch.
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23013 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 11:08 am to
no one cares about how many jukes a player can do if they can't get in the endzone consistently.

Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79364 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 11:09 am to
Reggie juked a lot.....
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