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re: Jarron Collins let go
Posted on 4/23/26 at 2:59 pm to Demps
Posted on 4/23/26 at 2:59 pm to Demps
Coaching candidate : “I would like to meet the analytics department.
Joe & Troy : “We have none” Cutbacks.
Joe “ Analytics is so overrated. We going to show OKC and Boston how it is done without the analytics.”
Coaching Candidate : “ I would like to meet the equipment manager, You know the guy that will take care of my luggage on road trips.”
Joe: We don’t have one. Carry your own damn luggage on road trips.” “Clean your own underwear and practice clothes too.”
Joe: “Gayle will eventually send us a volunteer from the church to help out”
Coaching candidate : “Man that is cheap, Nobody gonna want this job.”
Coaching candidate: “Except Darvin maybe. “ “ I’m out,”
Joe & Troy : “We have none” Cutbacks.
Joe “ Analytics is so overrated. We going to show OKC and Boston how it is done without the analytics.”
Coaching Candidate : “ I would like to meet the equipment manager, You know the guy that will take care of my luggage on road trips.”
Joe: We don’t have one. Carry your own damn luggage on road trips.” “Clean your own underwear and practice clothes too.”
Joe: “Gayle will eventually send us a volunteer from the church to help out”
Coaching candidate : “Man that is cheap, Nobody gonna want this job.”
Coaching candidate: “Except Darvin maybe. “ “ I’m out,”
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Posted on 4/23/26 at 5:27 pm to Demps
quote:
Coaching Candidate : “ I would like to meet the equipment manager, You know the guy that will take care of my luggage on road trips.”
Joe: We don’t have one. Carry your own damn luggage on road trips.” “Clean your own underwear and practice clothes too.”
So what exactly is the job of a basketball equipment manager?
I can see the importance with football, given helmets, pads, uniforms and everything else. But most basketball players have shoe and apparel deals. So what equipment are they managing besides uniforms and warm-ups? Is it just a glorified laundry attendant? Is that a full time job?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 5:41 pm to Demps
Continuing on this line:
Coaching candidate: No equipment support or analytics doesn’t sound too good. How about medical staff?
Joe: Well, we cut all the trainers and doctors out as well. Gayle said the players can use TeleDoc up to 3 times each for the duration of season without taking it out of their check.
Coaching candidate: That’s rough, going to have to overpay to get good free agents. I assume we can be aggressive to bring in better talent.
Joe: No. What do you think this franchise is? We’re not a luxury tax franchise, I handle talent acquisition by mortgaging future picks recklessly and Weaver gets his boys from the DMV to fill the roster. We moved the G League team to Kenner Brah if you get in a pinch for players.
Coaching Candidate: Oh. Can I at least meet the owner?
Joe: You can, do you have $100 on you?
Coaching Candidate: Sure, why?
Joe: She’ll want a donation to her for the Catholic Church to see her.
Coaching candidate: No equipment support or analytics doesn’t sound too good. How about medical staff?
Joe: Well, we cut all the trainers and doctors out as well. Gayle said the players can use TeleDoc up to 3 times each for the duration of season without taking it out of their check.
Coaching candidate: That’s rough, going to have to overpay to get good free agents. I assume we can be aggressive to bring in better talent.
Joe: No. What do you think this franchise is? We’re not a luxury tax franchise, I handle talent acquisition by mortgaging future picks recklessly and Weaver gets his boys from the DMV to fill the roster. We moved the G League team to Kenner Brah if you get in a pinch for players.
Coaching Candidate: Oh. Can I at least meet the owner?
Joe: You can, do you have $100 on you?
Coaching Candidate: Sure, why?
Joe: She’ll want a donation to her for the Catholic Church to see her.
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 5:43 pm
Posted on 4/23/26 at 5:49 pm to Geauxldilocks
quote:
Coaching Candidate: Oh. Can I at least meet the owner?
Joe: You can, do you have $100 on you?
Coaching Candidate: Sure, why?
Joe: She’ll want a donation to her for the Catholic Church to see her.
Your schtick is getting stale and boring; you really need some new material.
DEFENSE!!! DEFENSE!!! DEFENSE!!!
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:05 pm to iykyk985
quote:
Your schtick is getting stale and boring; you really need some new material. DEFENSE!!! DEFENSE!!! DEFENSE
What are you talking about? Did you not see the Priest next to Gayle in the Saints War room?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:36 pm to Geauxldilocks
quote:
What are you talking about? Did you not see the Priest next to Gayle in the Saints War room?
If that bothers you, it says much more about you than it says about her.
DEFENSE!!! DEFENSE!!! DEFENSE!!!
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:49 pm to iykyk985
Perhaps she is cutting cost to pay for those added 2,000 seats for the wealthy in the SKC. You surely don’t hear the governor taking about it. He more interested in rodeos and the NHL.
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 11:50 pm
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:53 pm to iykyk985
quote:
If that bothers you, it says much more about you than it says about her.
Trump surely not giving her any federal funding .
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 11:54 pm
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