Porter Waggoner was a morbid SOB

No man who dresses like this is morbid.

Plus, he prolly got up in Dolly’s guts.

Johnny Paycheck wasn't morbid, just realistic about what needed to be done

The pride of West Plains, MO.

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Eddie Noack-Psycho

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I prefer Jack Kittel's and Elvis Costello's versions myself

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Mel Street wrote a song about wanting to screw a 17 year old:

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So did Kip Winger.

Country music used to have a basic morality. They sang about drinking and cheating, with the tacit understanding that those things were wrong, and would not be rewarded.

Now, as Merle Haggard said, they sing about fricking on the tailgate.