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re: True Life: Addicted to Porn
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:29 am to TotesMcGotes
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:29 am to TotesMcGotes
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One of the guys was on his way to a job interview and decided to blow it off to go to the porn store and spent some crazy amound of time there. Like 4 hours.
We had a kid in school that we called sponge bob squirt pants because he blew it in class while beating it.
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Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:30 am to TigerStripes06
LOL, we don't lay there.. but we also aren't going to scream like we're being attacked and act like animals. I know sometimes it gets steamy and that's great, but those girls in pornos do some CREEPY things.
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:30 am to LouisianaLady
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when you have sex, girls did the things that porno stars do.
No shite! You mean that's not true...?
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:32 am to LouisianaLady
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but we also aren't going to scream like we're being attacked and act like animals. I know sometimes it gets steamy and that's great
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but those girls in pornos do some CREEPY things.
yes, yes they do.
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:33 am to TigerStripes06
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that dude should seriously not be allowed near women and children.
The wannabe pimp is just a loser who is too lazy to look for a job until his dad yells at him and looks at porn because he is too inept at picking up women. The fat guy is a normal guy whose wife makes him feel like a sexual deviant because it isn't enough for him to have sex once a month with her stuck-up, bitchy self.
Jayden James is just an attention whore who is too lazy to go to college.
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:33 am to Keys Open Doors
MTV is fake.
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:33 am to TigerStripes06
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how the frick does porn ruin your life?
Wasn't Timothy Mcveigh addicted to porn?
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:35 am to Willow
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Wasn't Timothy Mcveigh addicted to porn?
but if the okc bombing could have been avoided by just getting that dude laid...that sucks.
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:36 am to List Eater
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MTV is fake.
I think True Life is their one show that isn't staged for the most part.
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Wasn't Timothy Mcveigh addicted to porn?
No idea, but I wasn't aware of subtle, anti-federal government undertones in most porn films.
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:37 am to Keys Open Doors
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The wannabe pimp is just a loser who is too lazy to look for a job until his dad yells at him and looks at porn because he is too inept at picking up women.
its the shy, inept ones you have to look out for. i.e. VT and columbine shooters.
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The fat guy is a normal guy whose wife makes him feel like a sexual deviant because it isn't enough for him to have sex once a month with her stuck-up, bitchy self.
that dude is just in a fricked up relationship with a psycho fricking tank arse who won't have sex with him because she is afraid he might mistake one of her fat rolls for her vagina.
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Jayden James is just an attention whore who is too lazy to go to college.
the world needs slutty attention whores too. more power to her.
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:41 am to TigerStripes06
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The fat guy is a normal guy whose wife makes him feel like a sexual deviant because it isn't enough for him to have sex once a month with her stuck-up, bitchy self.
+1
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that dude is just in a fricked up relationship with a psycho fricking tank arse who won't have sex with him because she is afraid he might mistake one of her fat rolls for her vagina.
LMAO & +1
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the world needs slutty attention whores too. more power to her.
+1 They make the best porn stars.
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:44 am to TigerStripes06
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its the shy, inept ones you have to look out for. i.e. VT and columbine shooters.
He seemed pretty happy with his life though, getting tattoos of naked chicks, blowing $200 at the skrip club, and buying 5 porn DVDs every week instead of spending 35 seconds on the Internet to find free stuff
That guy was too stupid and easygoing to hurt a fly. He also looked a lot like MC Serch from the White Rapper Show.
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:48 am to Keys Open Doors
Yeah, i don't understand why people still buy porn. I just need about two 4 minute clips and i'm done
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:53 am to Keys Open Doors
quote:It's kind of a chicken and the egg thing, did porn ruin the marriage, or did she shitty wife drive him to seek relief or entertainment through porn?
The fat guy's marriage was ruined because his wife was a control freak. He wasn't like the wannabe pimp who watched porn every day for 5-10 hours and blew off job interviews to shop for brand new porn DVDs. He just had the basic desire to look at porn every now and then and jack off. She just had such an adverse reaction to this basic demand that the marriage got ruined.
She honestly made Kate Gosselin come off as cool, relaxed, and fun wife.
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:55 am to LouisianaLady
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we also aren't going to scream like we're being attacked and act like animals.
then GFY
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those girls in pornos do some CREEPY things.
That's why we love them
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:57 am to Willow
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Wasn't Timothy Mcveigh addicted to porn?
I have yet to blow up any (public) buildings
Posted on 5/22/09 at 12:59 am to LouisianaLady
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he assumed that when you have sex, girls did the things that porno stars do.
wait, wtf? they dont?
Posted on 5/22/09 at 1:03 am to Keys Open Doors
How many people in this thread are married?
Posted on 5/22/09 at 1:04 am to GeorgeTheGreek
There was a dude who was addicted to porn at where I used to work. He was a computer programmer, when people would walk by his cubicle, they would see tits and cocks. He would even leave his speakers on low. They caught him twice, and the managers gave him a mandatory vacation to get his "life" back in order. Well, needless to say they caught him again and got shitcanned. Guy just couldn't keep his head out of the porno puss during business hours. I heard some programmers went to his house, and he had thousands of porno DVDs.
Posted on 5/22/09 at 1:08 am to lsupunkin
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How many people in this thread are married?
I doubt most of the posters here are married. I'm not. Don't you think it's pretty ridiculous to expect a spouse to never masturbate or look at porn?
I couldn't believe that their psychiatrist didn't call out the fat guy's wife.
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