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Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:41 am to
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67023 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:41 am to
I can't pick a favorite but basically every line Doc says in the movie.

Favorite non-doc quote. Probably when he bitch slaps the dealer. It's not really a quote but it's my favorite non doc scene
Posted by VOR
Member since Apr 2009
64408 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 9:05 am to
"Sheriff, allow me to present a pair of fellow sophisticates, Turkey Creek Jack Johnson and Texas Jack Vermillion. Mind your ear, Creek."
Posted by Rustontiger43
Texarkana Arkansas
Member since Dec 2006
3304 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 9:18 am to
Wheres wyatt?

Doc- "Down by the creek, walkin on water"
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4574 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 9:34 am to
"My hypocrisy only goes so far"...
followed by, "It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds"
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
50868 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 9:40 am to
I met my husband when he was living with someone else. When he broke up with her and moved out I asked if he wanted to go out with a group of friends and start looking for a new girl. He told me he wanted to date me and has called me "his Josie" ever since. True story.

And I am IRL very much like Josie and his last gf was very much like the wife except without addiction. We have been married five years now.
Posted by TDTGodfather
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
6169 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 9:43 am to
"You're no daisy, you're no daisy at all! Poor soul, you were just too high strung."

i say this to just about every insect i kill that i find in my house.




i always forget this part.....


"I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear."
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 9:44 am to
Cool story brosaphine.
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
20025 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 9:47 am to
Ike: Whats wrong with him
Bartender: Lunger
Ike: Well I hope you die


Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 10:33 am to
Just remembered one.

DH: Why, [someone], what an ugly thing to say! I abhor ugliness.
Posted by rballa19
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4384 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

Just remembered one. DH: Why, [someone], what an ugly thing to say! I abhor ugliness.


"Does this mean we can't be friends anymore? Cause if you weren't my friend, I don't think I could bear it."

Proceeds to stab him to death
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
151686 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Wheres wyatt?

Doc- "Down by the creek, walkin on water"

Connected to that, I've always loved when Texas Jack and Turkey Creek Jack Johnson are talking about Wyatt in the river shootout:
"You ever seen something like that before?"
"Hell, I never even heard of something like that."



Also, I'm a big fan of Doc near the end when he tells Wyatt "That is a hell of a thing for you to say to me."

Cracks me up every time.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:44 pm to
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Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!


Absolute gold. I may have gotten drunk and dropped this one at the casino poker table a couple times.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4574 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:50 pm to
Doc "And what would you do if she walked in?"
Wyatt "and who would that be?"
Doc "you know damned well who, that dusky hue of a lady satan."
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