The Great Outdoors - Memorable Lines

I had a similar experience with my uncle Roy and a story he used to tell, about a family who went into the woods and was attacked by a band of escaped Army psychiatric patients who'd been subjected to violent, hellish, torturous behavior-modification experiments. It seems they escaped from the metal boxes the Army kept them in, found his family in the woods, fell upon them, slaughtered them and ate them.

Favorite Scene: "I see trees...."

I'm not a tourist attraction

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Favorite Scene: "I see trees...."

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Chet: Look around you, Roman, for God's sakes, this is beautiful country. Take a good look.

Roman: I'll tell you what I see, if you want to know.

Chet: Yeah, I'm curious.

Roman: I see the underdeveloped resources of Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan, a consortium exploiting over a billion dollars in forest products. I see a paper mill and a mining operation, a green belt between lakeside condos and a waste management facility focusing on the newest rage in waste: Medical refuse. Infected bandages, body parts, IV tubing, syringes, fluid, blood, radioactive waste, all safely contained, sunken in the lake and sealed for centuries. I ask you, what do you see?

Chet: I just see... see trees.

Go loose when you fall

Blow it out your arse

You wouldn’t know a good time if it sat on your face and wiggled

"Go find yourself a spin cycle."

Have you seen whiter whites?

It simulates candling...