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re: The Expendables(Not a movie/tv board topic) this transcends that..

Posted on 7/25/10 at 1:18 pm to
Posted by SELUBoi
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 7/25/10 at 1:18 pm to
So much testosterone in this movie, viewers at movie theaters should be able to buy steaks instead of the usual popcorn.
Posted by Michael J Cocks
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Posted on 7/25/10 at 1:41 pm to
Some other players worth mentioning that are definitely in the movie, just not quite sure how big their roles are: Arnold Schwartexaasezssaeebngaeggar(sp), and Bruce Willis.

They show them in the new trailer, but I get the feeling they make like a 2 minute cameo and that's it.
Posted by Michael J Cocks
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Posted on 7/25/10 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

So much testosterone in this movie, viewers at movie theaters should be able to buy steaks instead of the usual popcorn.



Now if you don't want to see this movie, or better yet, if you aren't excited as hell to see this movie you are either:
1.) A Girl(but even that seems like a stretch because girls can appreciate this kind of awesomeness I would think) But OK, if not, I guess I could understand, but barely.
2.) A complete fricking movie snob who only watches movies that were first classic novels that were required reading for High School AP classes, and as you are watching it you totally shite all over it because it wasn't as good as the book.
or 3.) Had your girlfriend, wife or High School sweetheart fricked in all 3 holes by one of these awesome action stars that happen to be in the movie and you now have a blind hatred for what will probably, no definitely, be the greatest action movie ever made.

Sorry for you and prayers sent!
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 7/25/10 at 2:42 pm to
This is a quality post.
Posted by TideHater
Orange Beach AL
Member since May 2007
19798 posts
Posted on 7/25/10 at 2:51 pm to
I cant wait to see this movie.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 7/25/10 at 2:57 pm to
I know Arnold is a cameo but I thought Bruce saw significant action in this movie?
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
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Posted on 7/25/10 at 2:59 pm to
Bookmarked your review until after I see it. I'm weird like that, never read reviews until after I see a film.
Posted by TigerMyth36
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Posted on 7/25/10 at 3:14 pm to
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
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Posted on 7/25/10 at 3:53 pm to
:cocks:

I for one fricking love the thought of this movie and thread. I have worked as a PMC and have spent a lot of time in the sand and cant wait to see this flick. Nice work Mike, nice work indeed.

Bush
GDCK Extermination CEO Mississippi Chapter

Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 7/25/10 at 4:03 pm to
This is a fantastic post.

I'm behind you 98%.

My one objection is to your hating on Eric Roberts in his role as Alex Grady in the classic Best of the Best. If you didn't get goosebumps when he stomped a frickin mudhole in Sae Jin Kwon with a frickin dislocated shoulder, I don't know what to tell you. He also pwned that bitch arse thug in the bar with a payphone. Sure Grady was emotional, but he was a total badass.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161245 posts
Posted on 7/25/10 at 4:05 pm to
Where is a gif about Dolph?
Posted by Michael J Cocks
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Posted on 7/25/10 at 4:17 pm to
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Where is a gif about Dolph?


someone find and post it asap.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 7/25/10 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

Now if you don't want to see this movie, or better yet, if you aren't excited as hell to see this movie you are either:
1.) A Girl(but even that seems like a stretch because girls can appreciate this kind of awesomeness I would think) But OK, if not, I guess I could understand, but barely.



I'm actually pumped up about this movie as well. I'm actually taking my bf for a steak dinner and then taking him to this movie the night it comes out.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 7/25/10 at 4:30 pm to
Nurse, you sound like a keeper.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 7/25/10 at 4:44 pm to
Thanks Bush I actually was the one that first told him about the Expendables, saw info on here and showed it to him. I don't see how anyone wouldn't be excited about that movie.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161245 posts
Posted on 7/25/10 at 4:49 pm to
I sense some great explosions in this movie
Posted by ManBearTiger
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Member since Jun 2007
22304 posts
Posted on 7/25/10 at 5:28 pm to
I have it from a reliable source that the surgeon general's office has mandated birth control be sold in theaters along with the tickets due to the historical rise in testosterone levels this movie will bring about.
Posted by mgautrea
Clemmons, NC
Member since Dec 2007
1491 posts
Posted on 7/25/10 at 8:57 pm to
Bump

Posted by Michael J Cocks
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Posted on 7/25/10 at 11:18 pm to
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Bump


I'm still not sure about him. In some story lines they have him as an Expendable but it seems like in one of the trailers he sells out and turns on them....you know to help even out the odds, or else it would be like the 98 Chicago Bulls playing 5 kids at a fat camp.
Posted by SELUBoi
Member since May 2010
2001 posts
Posted on 7/26/10 at 1:03 am to
The Expendables is full of so much testosterone, boys will leave the theater as men
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