re: The Challenge: Rivals (MTV) Discussion Thread

well her favorite hobby for a decade was face scab picking

Paula vs Teen Mom Maci

Who wins the title for grossest skin on TV?

quote:

---

If she has enough makeup on and you can't see her mustache.

---

My wife said basically the same thing last night. It's amazing to me how cocky that bitch is considering she is in the lower tier of good looking women there.

Cara Maria on the other hand...

1st EDITION








POWER RANKINGS


















11. TRANNY & SARAH - you saw it coming. in the first episode tranny had to buck up but since we haven't seen much of either which is a GOOD thing. sarah is a good competitor but her camp counselor personality is as grating as it is tiresome. 0% chance of winning















10. EVAN & NEAMIAH - sucks for the driveman because he got stuck with these two jibronis for his fantasy league. especially the one time evan decided to lay off that good jugg. looks like they're going to throw the challenge next week to try to take out the BEAST but don't see it happening. evan looks like he's thrown the towel in for this challenge once he saw he wasn't going to be able to rely on the alliance to push him to the final





9. JASMINE/JONNA - one bitch is ugly as sin and the other thinks she can act like a chimpanzee when she gets drunk







8. JENN/MANDI - mandi would definitely be the drivemans #1 target in the house. now that she's got her feet wet in the first challenge she looks like she wants to make some bad decisions. her getting with CT completely soulcrushes WES which will hopefully last for the forseeable future













7. JOHNNY BANANAS/TYLER - never thought much of JOHNNY BACKPACK as a competitor and the driveman isn't much for gays in the military much less challeneges. they'll be able to hide for a little while and maybe win a challenge or jungle but they're no threat









6. BRANDON/TY - still not buying TY as a legit competitior considering he got his vagina exposed on cutthroat. he's too unstable to be relied on in and out of the challenge.....and whats with all these blacks once they get that jungle juice in them? the driveman has a theory that they tend to get more out of control because they dont drink as much as whites so they have lower tolerance.












5. CARA MARIA/LAUREL - watching laurel for 1 season and three episodes worth of challenges and she might have the most issues of anyone on these challenges. the AMAZON is off her fricking rocker










4. MIKE MIKE/LEROY - when LEROY saw mike run out you know he did his best clay davis "SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT". maybe the driveman took too many deadbombs but he's not so sure they don't make a run at this. LEROY won't piss many people off and people would be wary of going up against him in the jungle. DRIVEMAN SLEEPER PICK












3. PAULA/EVELYN - dont lie, you thought EV looked cute with mud all over her face. by rule she'd look just as good with some drivejuice on her face instead












2. CT/ADAM - adam is along for the ride and could get pretty far with CT eating people along the way. he's smart enough to stay out of the way but the driveman always has to laugh how dumb he is to think the big dogs are looking out for him.

what can you say about the BEAST?? he's already put wes in his place and took his girl in the first three episodes. he's promised to have wes' HEAD by the end of the challenge.

CT = DRIVEMAN APPROVED








1. WES/KENNY - they're TOP dogs right now. have the most influence in the house and show some pretty good chops in the challenges. can't wait to see how much wes RAMPS it up when CT gets eliminated because he damn well won't say nothing to BOSTON TERRIER

quote:

---

Mandi is attractive but I don't think I have ever seen a girl with a jaw line like that. I don't know how to describe it.

---

Agree, she's weirdly very hot and kinda not all at the same time.

Good read dude.

But I fricking hate CT. He's trash. He's all muscle, pretty much zero brain. Hence, he's ultimately pretty limited in these challenges going up against guys that are pretty tough and sharp/scheming too. CT's a bully and cheap shot artist.

And I disagree that he put Wes in his place just because Wes was smart enough to let him sit there and run his mouth and look stupid without getting riled up and getting booted.

meh... i'd hit it

quote:

---

Jonna is definitely not "ugly as sin."

---

agree.

CT is one scary dude. They should've casted him in The Town.

quote:

---

Wes is a 5'10 ranter

---

Is this true? I'm curious how big some of these guys really are. I heard Leroy say more than once on some podcasts that TV makes him(Leroy) look bigger than he is and that he is roughly 6'1'' 195, so I wonder how big some of these other guys really are.

quote:

---

CT and he is like 5'11

---

He looks like a monster on TV

that dude Derrick from a few seasons back has to be like 4'10"