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So who has watched the Pickup Artist so far?

Posted on 11/12/08 at 8:13 pm
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68480 posts
Posted on 11/12/08 at 8:13 pm
what exactly have I missed?

what days does it come on?

is this season's cast as bad as last season or is their script even more horrible?
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
60400 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 12:39 am to
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what exactly have I missed?


Not much

quote:

what days does it come on?


Sunday night

quote:

is this season's cast as bad as last season or is their script even more horrible?


Ugly ducklings in several cases. She's All That, but with guys basically.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36087 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 11:38 am to
The pick-up lines this year are ridiculous. "My friends and I just completed a caper and we're celebrating like it's Oceans 11!"

Some of the guys are obviously not as chick-repellant as they let on.

They're keeping the strange ones longer than usual, (to keep the show interesting).

The episode with the swimsuit models was just cruel.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150834 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

The pick-up lines this year are ridiculous. "My friends and I just completed a caper and we're celebrating like it's Oceans 11!"

Agreed.

And Mystery's dumb arse expects shite like that to work on swimsuit models.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81262 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 1:45 pm to
they've never once showed one of those figs explain what the frick their caper was. i'd really love to hear the next line.

i'm also glad pickle juice got the hook. that dude was just there to try and get a spot on Mad TV or something. i hope he chokes to death on pickle juice.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150834 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 2:10 pm to
Yeah, Brian was horrible.

PUA - *leaning in and out to show disinterest* - "My friends and I just completed a caper, and we're celebrating like it's the end of Ocean's 11..."

Uninterested chick: "What?"

PUA - "Hi, I'm Rian. With an I..."
Posted by BS
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
16533 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 2:22 pm to
Did they show Mystery or Madador using that Ocean's 11 line?

Don't they usually show those douchebags spit their game like in the first episode of the season?
Posted by prush
Shreveport
Member since Dec 2003
693 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 2:24 pm to
Now that "Mystery" is exposed as a pick-up artist, I would think every time he hits the club he leaves with his dck in his hand.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150834 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 2:49 pm to
I think sometimes they just tell the guys random shite to say to see if it works.

They sit in that surveillance van laughing their asses off at nerds trying to hit on chicks by telling them they like pickle juice.
Posted by bobby magee
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
3438 posts
Posted on 11/13/08 at 6:12 pm to
Matador



Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111097 posts
Posted on 11/16/08 at 5:32 am to
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Don't they usually show those douchebags spit their game like in the first episode of the season?


I just find it hard to believe Mystery scores all these chicks, at least, before he became famous.

I mean, I guess he did something right to get to this point, but a lot of it seems very fake on this show.

Perfect example. In the 1st or 2nd episode of this season, Mystery goes into the club to show them his game as they watch the surveillance.

1st of all, Mystery looks like a douche, lol. There's this really hot chick standing next to him. And Mystery makes this really dumb face and kinda waves his hands in the air, and the dialogue goes:

Hot chick: What are you doing?
Mystery: Oh, I'm just fricking with you.
Hot chick in sexy voice: Oh, I like it.

At that point, I called BS on the whole thing, and yet I still watch it, lol.
Posted by FredSecunda
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2005
7188 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:06 pm to
Say what you want about Mystery, but he brings up a lot of good points and these guys have come along way. Last night's episode was money and it was good to see some of those guys finally get some action.
Posted by NOBODY
Member since May 2007
48772 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:28 pm to
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My friends and I just completed a caper



One chick said she liked capers in her food.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68480 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 12:47 pm to
how exactly is this pick up line?

I don't get it.
Posted by Hideo Nomo
Put up both hands, drop one thumb
Member since Apr 2008
7457 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Now that "Mystery" is exposed as a pick-up artist, I would think every time he hits the club he leaves with his dck in his hand.


Now that he's famous it's probably the opposite.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81262 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 3:45 pm to
i picture dingo as more of the simeon of that relationship
Posted by NOBODY
Member since May 2007
48772 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 3:53 pm to
Me too.

I'd never wear a cowboy hat.




Or talk to vegetables.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81262 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 3:54 pm to
i am the greg to bilj's Rian
Posted by NOBODY
Member since May 2007
48772 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 4:00 pm to



You could see the tension build when Mystery unveiled what the reward was for winning the reward challenge.

You could just see it on the guys faces that they were hoping Rian wouldnt pick them.
Posted by TheLittleAristotle
On my couch absorbing MFP 3:16
Member since Feb 2006
3907 posts
Posted on 11/17/08 at 4:02 pm to
i think it hurt mystery to have to kick off rian rather than simion. you know he's justs dying to kick that freak off the show.

that vegetable pick-up was fanfrickingtastic
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