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Seinfeld 9/11 script
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:06 pm
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:06 pm
Some guy wrote a script of a Seinfeld episode, as if the characters experienced 9/11.
LINK
I've only had a chance to read the first 12 pages of 44 but so far it is pretty funny.
George is telling the firemen they must feel pretty lucky getting to be heroes.
Elaine's boyfriend was killed in the towers, but she was going to break up with him anyway. (Actually, much to her disappointment, he survived.
Kramer discovered he knew the terrorist leader of the hijacking...he borrowed his boxcutter.
Jerry can't eat a sandwich at the deli because it has dust on it from the buildings.
LINK
I've only had a chance to read the first 12 pages of 44 but so far it is pretty funny.
George is telling the firemen they must feel pretty lucky getting to be heroes.
Elaine's boyfriend was killed in the towers, but she was going to break up with him anyway. (Actually, much to her disappointment, he survived.
Kramer discovered he knew the terrorist leader of the hijacking...he borrowed his boxcutter.
Jerry can't eat a sandwich at the deli because it has dust on it from the buildings.
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Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:07 pm to samson'sseed
quote:
Kramer discovered he knew the terrorist leader of the hijacking...he borrowed his boxcutter.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:09 pm to samson'sseed
They should do a Holocaust script, too.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:15 pm to Wanderin Reb
Jerry would make out with someone during the Holocaust.
You know, everyone hated the finale of that series, but it really did do it justice just in capturing how horrible the characters were. Though, it would have been better if it had just been a normal show about nothing instead of trying to tie it all together. And, then just let the series end.
I would not want to see any of those people anywhere near anything about 9/11 though.
You know, everyone hated the finale of that series, but it really did do it justice just in capturing how horrible the characters were. Though, it would have been better if it had just been a normal show about nothing instead of trying to tie it all together. And, then just let the series end.
I would not want to see any of those people anywhere near anything about 9/11 though.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:16 pm to samson'sseed
quote:
George is telling the firemen they must feel pretty lucky getting to be heroes.
Elaine's boyfriend was killed in the towers, but she was going to break up with him anyway. (Actually, much to her disappointment, he survived.
Kramer discovered he knew the terrorist leader of the hijacking...he borrowed his boxcutter.
Jerry can't eat a sandwich at the deli because it has dust on it from the buildings.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:18 pm to samson'sseed
Besides for this thread being extremely Germans and posted on this board just a week or two ago, I hate to inform you that the script is complete bullshite.
It's a spoof. It's not an actual Seinfeld script.
/thread.
It's a spoof. It's not an actual Seinfeld script.
/thread.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:20 pm to mizzoukills
quote:Such a terrible poster.
Besides for this thread being extremely Germans and posted on this board just a week or two ago, I hate to inform you that the script is complete bullshite.
It's a spoof. It's not an actual Seinfeld script.
/thread.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:26 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
quote:
such a terrible poster
Hey, I learn from the best - Tigerdroppings and tRant have mentored me well.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:26 pm to samson'sseed
Can I down vote this twice in Germany?
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:32 pm to mizzoukills
It's not even the clever Germans reference, it's the fact that you felt the need to insist that this is not an actual Seinfeld script, as if the OP wasn't clear.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 4:46 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
quote:
quote: Besides for this thread being extremely Germans and posted on this board just a week or two ago, I hate to inform you that the script is complete bullshite. It's a spoof. It's not an actual Seinfeld script. /thread.
Such a terrible poster.
Now, I don't mean to go all "SJW" or anything, but it really isn't nice to make fun of people with an extra chromosome.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 5:04 pm to samson'sseed
quote:
HARDWARE STORE CASHIER
Box-cutter, huh?
KRAMER
Oh yeah. You wouldn’t believe what
happened to my last one.
HARDWARE STORE CASHIER
Go ahead - try me!
KRAMER NODS. HE’LL GIVE IT A GO.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:57 am to mizzoukills
I never claimed it was a real Seinfeld script, dumbass.
I know the show ended 3 years before 9/11.
Here's a link to the other thread.
LINK
I know the show ended 3 years before 9/11.
Here's a link to the other thread.
LINK
This post was edited on 8/12/16 at 7:58 am
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