re: Rock of Love tour bus

That Brittanya chick (asian dimple piercings) is hot. Her body is SICK, she's just tatted from head to fricking toe...but her body is awesome.

Here's some pics of her.

Also, the black chick (a.k.a. the Dallas lookalike) was possibly a guy.

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DJ Asian

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DJ Lady Tribe.

And why do you keep saying she's asian?

Also, hilarious that the fricking chick that is a Penthouse Pet is looking down on the other chicks for their moral values.

Oh, and I think the Paris Hilton chick is kinda hot. But she's annoying as frick.

Good for him that he sent the 2 skankiest girls home. Bad for us from an entertainment value though.

I wonder how many of these women he actually gets into bed? Gotta be the majority of them.

- the road trip seems to make the girls act a little bit crazier

- I wish Brett would have kept DJ Lady Tribe around a little longer for the entertainment. Her interviews were insane

- It seemed like the set up did not allow Brett to get to know as many of the girls at first as he has been able to in previous seasons

- Is it me or are the fake boobs getting more and more ridiculous. Heather's boobs look real compared to these girls. In the first season I would guess there were about 65% of fake boobs and this season I would guess 95%.

- I agree with Cocomo that Farrah is Heather

I have ranked the girls in terms of hotness:

1. Kelsey - no contest here
2. Stephanie
3. Maria - Fake nose bothers me, but still at 3
4. Taya - Seems to have a good personality as well
5. Heather - dropoff between 4 and 5
6. Megan
7. Marcia - a little plump, but she doesnt like as fake as the rest
8. Mindy
9. Farrah - Heather
10. Gia
11. Brittanya
12. Melissa
13. Marcy
14. Beverly - she is not attractive, but she is not unattractive like the people below her
15. Jasmineva
16. Samantha
17. Ashley - looks like an uglier Juliette Lewis (like Bret kinda said)
18. Constadina - wtf
19. Nikki aka DJ Lady Tribe - wtf
20. Natasha - I think he has a pretty deep voice

Week 1 power rankings (based on who I think has the best chance to win):
1. Taya - one of the better looking girls. Brett has to like the fact that she is a Penthouse Pet. She seems to have a pretty good personality
2. Maria - close to his age. One of the better looking girls
3. Farrah - reminds him of Heather
4. Kelsey - best looking
5. Mindy - I could see them having some sort of cowboy connection
6. Beverly - He has a connection with her
7. Marcia - He will probably call her his sexy brazilian goddess or something
8. Ashley - This will probably be the weird ugly girl that he likes
9. Melissa - Struggling to keep up early
10. Brittanya - weirdest group of names ever
11. Megan - I think I know Brett, and this is not his type
12. Jasmineva - I dont see her sticking around too long
13. Samantha - weird
14. Natasha - man voice will bother Brett
15. Constadina - I think he just wants a belly dance

man, i turned it on as he was taking pics of the very last girl and then the shite still went on for over an hour longer. wtf?

Daisy V2.0 was a fricking trainwreck and a half. Holy shite.

Lawlz at Bret for cutting the 2 normal girls right off the bat cause they wont frick. The chubby "normal" brunnette is going to bother the frick out of me, i can tell already.

Bret also kept the fat brazilian and the psycho old porn whore around just to keep the show interesting for another month and to frick him every day.

i already started a thread about it BITCH

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Well he could see their souls through the camera lens

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Great point.

I thought about trying to count how many times Bret uses the word "Rock." But I don't think calculators have that many digits.

Also, the chick that always says "What the french.." annoys the frick out of me.

And Bear, I agree about the black chick...she was potentially a dude.

It was funny though, when Ashley was like "That chick is a dude. And I'm pretty sure Bret doesn't want to date a dude........


........Seriously."

Yeah, and that definitely counted.

I think he said "I know I use the word awesome a lot."

Seriously, I was gonna count "rock"s but lost count pretty fast.

Also, I loved the camera angles of the concert. they made it look like there were a shite ton of people there, when there were only prolly a few thousand.

pretty sure it was "i hate to"

i typed that right after he said it


Also, this song bret is performing at the concert WTF is he trying to be Sum 41 or something now?