re: ***Official Big Brother 16 Season Long SPOILERS Thread***

Zach to Nicole about their new "showmance", "Roses are red, violets are blue. My cock is hard because of you."

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His poem was great

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Here's the whole thing

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Roses are red, violets are blue
Your glasses are really cute. just like you.
Ever since Day 1, I've had a huge crush cause you're best
and the way I prove it is cause I have no hair on my chest

I'd go on one knee right now and tell you I want to be with you forever
But instead I decided to write you a love letter
This letter is waiting on my desk at home,
Nicole, we can go to Germany, or we can go to Rome.

If you were to be my showmance, 38 days from now, I can call you Mrs. Rance.

But I'm not done not just yet, Nicole I would do anything for you, but not just yet
You're the HOH and I dont wanna be on the block
But if you do, I won't flock.

I'm with you till my Big Brother life is over
Nicole, you're not a pushover.

You are so beautiful and everything about you is perfect,
Right now as I'm speaking you make me nervous.
That gorgeous smile and laugh, all I want to do
Is- Derrick- lets just get to the sexual innuendo.

Roses are red, violets are red.
My c**k is really hard, because of you.

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Part 2:

Zach: We're such a flirtmance.
Nicole: The passed hour all we've done is flirt.
Zach: Now that Hayden is gone, I can make a move.
Zach: So you like brains over beauty?
Nicole: I actually do.
Zach: Well I'll be a lawyer or a chippendales dancer.
Zach to Nicole- I have had a crush on you since Day 1. I dont lie. Nicole- You cant feed me the line you dont lie, cause you do lie
Zach to Nicole: I'm going to be a lawyer, you're going to be a nurse. Our kids are going to be super smart."
Zach was talking about how production keeps trying to push Zankie by asking him questions about the two of them, then we got fish.

Victoria- Christine is for sure putting me up. Caleb- To throw it? She's with us so she would have us throw it. Victoria- I'm not
Caleb says he’ll save a lot of trouble and just go on the block by eating and get a penalty nom.

Zach: I was like "Julie, I got to evict Hayden" Now #Zachole. Full blown showmance about to ignite.

Caleb: "I'm telling you right now, if I'm on the block, I'm going to eat a whole box of pop tarts."
(He will get a penalty vote)

Caleb to Christine/Zach: "I'm telling you right now. Whoever puts me on the block, I'm coming after you."

Frankie: I'm about to do the dishes. Wanna do it with me?
Zach: No. Why don't you do it with Hayden. Ohh wait!

Nicole to Zach: I'm not going to put you up. Not even are a replacement nominee. I promise.
Nicole to Zach: "We could work together." Nicole tells Zach that she will not put him up, nor backdoor him.
Nicole to Zach- As weird as it sounds, I need to work with you. You are not my target. Not putting you up as a replacement
Zach: You were in an alliance with Hayden, Donny and Jocasta.
Nicole: No I'm not.
Zach: Well that's what everyone is saying.
Zach- I dont trust any of them. I swear to God. They were trying to get me out. Nicole- They were. I was convinced you were going
Nicole: I thought it was going to be a unanimous vote.
Zach: Nicole, swear to god. They were trying to get me out?
Nicole: Yes.

Cody- I think Christine should have Donny and Victoria on the block. Caleb- Donny on one side and Victoria on the other is best
Cody tells Caleb he’s not going to talk to Nicole since she doesn’t trust him. “I don’t need to cover my tracks”

Christine: I’m nervous putting Zach up. Derrick is already pissed at me. I’m thinking Donny/Derrick. Nicole: That’s not a bad move

Frankie says that there isn't a chance in hell that Zach could get fan favorite but will still have the most fans.

Christine: I feel like Derrick is more done with me then Zach is. Nicole: I think we could work with Zach.

Zach: Who won fan favorite last year?
Nicole: Elissa
Zach: Oh. She only won cause her sister.

Nicole: Donny is completely alone in this game. Christine: I know. That’s why I feel bad.

Zach: "From this point foward, I'm not going to talk a lot. Cause at this point, you gotta watch everything you say."

Victoria: I'm so over Frankie.
Cody: I am too.
Cody to Victoria- Christine and Frankie are locked in together. They wanted a Final 3 with him (Zach)
Cody to Victoria- I really thought me and her (Christine) were close. Apparently not. She is just fricking acting apparently
Victoria- Christine is the biggest actress. She runs her mouth. Cody- That's why I wouldnt be surprised if I went up
Cody to Victoria- I voted for Nicole. She is a beast. Everyone is like "Hayden is a beast". Nicole won 3 HoHs

Nicole tells Caleb if she does put him up he's not the target and she'd use veto on him or hope he won so she can nom her true target
Caleb tells Nicole that if she doesnt nominate the people that she called out (Frankie/Christine) she would be showing her cards
Caleb: "I've had two people who have been in my head, my targets since day 1."

Caleb made demands to production as to when he gets his HOH food.
They replied with "Well you get a chance to play in the next HOH."

Zach: Victoria asked me who I thought was going up, I told her that she is.
Nicole: Victoria can kiss my butt cheeks.
Zach- What I'm pissed off about is that Frankie and Christine are fricking liars. Is that your two targets? Nicole- They are not
Zach: Frankie and Christine are fricking liars.
Nicole: I know.
Nicole- You and Frankie are like this. Zach- Frankie has been lying to me this whole time. I know now. He needs to go this week
Nicole: I know you're not alone. I know about you & Frankie.
Zach: No! Frankie fricked me. He has been lying to me this whole time.
Zach to Nicole: "He (Frankie) is pulling an Amber. Running around making sure nobody is talking about him. He needs to go this week."
Zach tells Nicole that Frankie needs to go this week. Nicole says she can't say much because she doesn't trust him (Zach).
Nicole to Zach- They (Frankie/Christine) said that you wanted to backdoor Hayden, so Hayden was like "okay, I'll vote Zach out"
Nicole tells Zach that people wanted to make Hayden look bad so they didn't tell him that Zach was staying
Zach to Nicole- Christine and Frankie were the ones telling me that Hayden was campaigning to get me out
Nicole- They told me about the alliance you tried to start. I forget the name. Zach- The Detonators
Zach to Nicole: "I want to put everything on the table with you, at this point I have nothing to lose
Nicole- They blame everything on you. Christine told me "Zach told me Victoria & Hayden made out". Zach- Christine told me that!
Nicole tells Zach that Christine and Frankie led the charge to get him out this week.
Zach to Nicole- Obviously you knew about the Bomb Squad. I'm telling you everything...my entire Big Brother life
Zach to Nicole- Cody, Derrick and I became very close. We had a Final 3. Frankie and I made a Final 2 on Day 3
Zach: "I'm going to lay everything on the table." Zach is telling Nicole all of his alliances and relationships in the house.
Zach: We made the Detonators two weeks ago.
Nicole: Two weeks ago?? They told me 3 days ago!
Zach: Oh my god! Hahaha
Zach to Nicole: I told Frankie about the F3 with Derrick & Cody. So Frankie made a F3 with Caleb and Devin.
Nicole- They said you were getting desperate (and started the Detonators). Zach- I hate Frankie and Christine
Nicole- Who was all in this (Detonators)? Zach- Me, Cody, Derrick, Christine and Frankie
Zach tells Nicole about Bomb Squad: Los Tres Amigos; F2 w/ Frankie and Detonators.
Zach- I fricking hate her (Christine). Nicole- Hayden cant stand her. That's why he called them out

'Team America' time! They have to convince someone to volunteer to go on the block, then get them evicted.

Zach to Nicole- Everything I was told (by Derrick and Cody) I was running back to Frankie. Frankie had me in a spell
Zach tells Nicole that Frankie said that Nicole and Hayden made plan to get Frankie/Christine against Derrick/Cody
Zach is telling Nicole about how everyone said it was her and Hayden that masterminded the plan to get him out.
Zach to Nicole- Christine was like "frick Nicole and Hayden...wait until we see Nicole's face"
Nicole- I know she (Christine) wants me out so I'm afraid she will backdoor me. Zach- You have my vote
Zach to Nicole- I do trust Cody and Derrick. I have their backs way over Frankie and Christine. Would love to see one of them go

Part 4:

Nicole to Frankie: I have to decipher what’s true. And it’s hard cause I don’t trust anyone anymore. I want to trust you again.
Nicole: They made it seem I constructed some plan, when they are the ones that did. Frankie: And made it seem I did.
Nicole is denying she was planning to backdoor Frankie.

Derrick doesn't know if he believes that Frankie actually said he needs to go up on the block.

Frankie to Nicole: When it comes time to do something, I’m going to do it. Because I know I’m done.

Zach tells Caleb/Derrick/Cody that there is no way that Nicole is lying to him about Frankie saying to nominate them
Derrick is pushing for Zach to volunteer to go up next to Frankie to "throw the BOB" aka finish their TA task.
Zach tells Derrick/Caleb/Cody that he is going to ask to be nominated by Nicole next to Frankie, then he will throw the BoB
The guys agree that the worst case scenario is Frankie wins POV and they send Christine home.
Zach to Cody/Derrick- I told Nicole about the Detonators. Christine and Frankie said the Detonators were created 3 days ago
Derrick tells Zach that before he makes decisions like revealing the Detonators he has to talk to them
Caleb, Cody, Derrick, and Zach tell Donny about Frankie throwing everyone under the bus.
Caleb: You know how I told you Hayden was running his mouth? It was Frankie the entire time.
Zach: Hayden was an innocent casualty.
Derrick to Caleb/Cody/Donny/Zach: "Take this how you want. Everyone here is a fricking rat. I've never seen BB played like this."
Donny to Caleb/Cody/Zach: Y'all know this (Frankie playing everyone) has been going on for a while. I've noticed it.
Zach: "Frankie is the biggest mother fricking backstabber I have ever met in my entire life."
Caleb: "We have found out where the cancer that was causing us all to go against each other and it's upstairs (Frankie/Christine)."

Derrick to Nicole: Zach is the biggest frickin’ snake in this house.
Nicole- Zach is saying he wants to work with me but I dont think I should trust him. Derrick- He is the biggest snake in the house
Derrick to Nicole: Zach came right out and said Frankie told you to put up me, Cody, Zach and Caleb.
Derrick is telling Nicole they didn’t have Victoria’s vote because Cody flipped so he couldn’t vote Zach out - the votes weren’t there
Derrick is concerned Nicole doesn’t trust him. She assures him that she trusts him.
Nicole to Derrick: "Everyone is talking crap. I'm talking truth."
Nicole to Derrick: Now that Zach leaked that (who Frank said to nom) to you, he may tell Christine I told and she’ll try to BD me.
Derrick to Nicole: I’ve been coupled in 4 or 5 different groups. Everytime they come to me I say absolutely. It’s Big Brother.
Nicole: You're the only person I have left to trust.
Derrick: I'm not going to burn you.
Derrick to Nicole: I told Zach to volunteer to go on block w/ Frankie; throw BoB and then we have numbers to get Frankie out.
Nicole to Derrick- I feel so sick that Zach ran his mouth but I told him for a reason. I dont want people to trust Frankie
Nicole to Derrick- I feel so sick that Zach ran his mouth but I told him for a reason. I dont want people to trust Frankie
Nicole to Derrick- I feel so sick that Zach ran his mouth but I told him for a reason. I dont want people to trust Frankie
Derrick- Who is your biggest target in this game? Nicole- I want Frankie out of here
Derrick: If you don't get him out soon, you're going to go home soon.
Derrick: Caleb wants to kill Frank right now. He thought he was cool with him.
Nicole: Good. That's what I need.
Nicole to Derrick: You’re my number 1 (allegiance) and it’s sad because I’m probably you’re number 5.
Derrick tells Nicole he’s disgusted with how dirty the game is being played and he’s never seen Big Brother played this way.

Nicole tells Caleb that Frankie made her lie about the Amber situation. Caleb- I just want to go punch that guy in the face
Caleb to Nicole/Derrick: Now I know I made a huge mistake putting Hayden up. #BB16
Nicole still doesnt believe that Zach will throw the BoB. Caleb and Derrick say that he will
Caleb/Derrick assure Nicole that Zach will throw the BoB competition; no one will use POV; they’ll vote Frankie out.
Nicole tells Caleb that it would work better if Caleb is the one that throws the comp, not Zach
Derrick tells Nicole that she would have to give them her word that Christine goes up and goes home if Frankie wins PoV
Nicole gives her word that if Frankie wins POV, she’ll put Christine up as the replacement.
Derrick to Nicole- Caleb is a man of his word. There is no way he wont do it (throw the BoB)

Nicole is now planning to nominate Frankie/Caleb
Caleb is going to throw BoB
If Frankie wins POV, BD Christine

Nicole to Derrick- I want to make Frankie and Christine look as bad as possible. If I go out throwing them under the bus I dont care
Nicole to Derrick- I lost Hayden cause of those two (Christine/Frankie). If I can do something to screw over their game I was going to
Derrick tells Nicole he’s doing this for her game because Frankie/Christine have never done anything to him.
Nicole: I told you guys things about Christine in confidence and now she knows it. Derrick: How? Nicole: Cody. She said you both did
Derrick tells Zach that Caleb is going to throw the comp instead of him. Zach tells Nicole that's great
Zach is upset that he didn’t get to tell Nicole the plan to throw BoB so Frankie stays on the block. (Derrick told her)
Zach to Nicole/Derrick- She is putting up Victoria and Donny. Nicole- She's taking Victoria without me telling her I'm changing. Dirty
Nicole tells Derrick/Zach if the plan to BD Christine (if Frankie wins POV) gets out, she won’t do it.
Nicole is not going to tell Christine she’s putting Frankie up.
Nicole: You guys can’t tell her. Derrick: Why would we tell? Nicole: Cause Zach likes to get a rise out of people.
Zach: I hated you 6 hours ago. Now I love you.
Nicole: I hated you too.
Nicole to Zach: Don’t open your mouth this week. Just one week. Don’t open your mouth.

More:

Cody to Nicole- I was legitimately devastated by her (Christine). I thought her and I were as close as you and Hayden
Cody tells Nicole he was the other vote against her. Nicole says that Christine already told her and she doesnt hold it against him

Christine- What's Zach going to do when I put him up...possibly? Derrick- I dont know
A Derrick first…he turns on the tears for Christine because people are playing dirty and he’s never seen Big Brother played like that
Nicole- She (Christine) is making me want to work with her again. That's how good she is. Cody- Same
Christine to Derrick: I just had the realization we are being pit against each other.
Christine tells Derrick that Zach and Frankie told her that Derrick was coming after her
Christine to Derrick: I get so frustrated with him (Frankie). I hate how he gets in my head.
Christine to Derrick- Frankie has told me 6 or 7 times that "they are completely done with us. Targets are Nicole, you, me"
Cody isn’t getting any points on winning Nicole over “If you don’t wanna work with me I don’t care”
Derrick to Frankie- This mission completely demoralized me. These are impossible. They want us to be straight ruthless. That's not me
Derrick- I dont think this mission is doable. I want to do it but I dont think it's doable. Frankie- I know
Caleb is telling Nicole and Cody that he is having second thoughts about volunteering to go on the block
Nicole tells Caleb everyone has his back and she would owe him so much if he did this. Zach says everyone is out for Frankie's head
Caleb to Nicole- Put me up. I think it would be amazing to watch Frankie fight for his life by himself
Zach- It is going to be unanimous. Caleb- It is but it's still scary. Nicole- Win the PoV if you are scared.
Caleb to Nicole/Cody- I literally just want to sit there at the BoB. "I just dont feel good, Frank". Zach- It's going to be epic!
Nicole plans on telling Christine she's putting up Victoria/Caleb but she's really putting up Frankie/Caleb

Next time they decide to do a Team America, they need to cast people whose sole mission is to work for America. This group seems too smart to let TA missions ruin their own game.

Also, anyone else not really thrilled at the prospect of letting someone back in the game? Julie hinted at it several times last night.

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It's one thing to have a twist to have someone come back, but this is the third time they've done it in four seasons.

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I frickin hate it. If you're out, you're fricking out.

I didn't watch the early seasons, only the last 4 or 5 seasons, but I wish one season they would go to a stripped down, bare version. Take X amount of noobs, no one knows each other, no famous relatives, no models, no people auditioning for other TV shows or movies, just random folks off the street that have good personalities...no battle of the block, no 2 HOHs, no bringing people back, no production interference, just let them play the fricking game.

While talking about that she couldn't wait to see Tim's letter last night she was doing some more of rubbing all on cody. The cameraman kept zooming in on her wedding ring. But they never will use that footage on the maim show

Her husband needs to start packing his shite now.