re: Movies you can quote beginning to end

Raising Arizona

Forest Gump

Major Payne

Frozen

Back to the Future
Beetlejuice
The Burbs
Super Troopers
The Last Boy Scout
Clerks

Pineapple Express
Beerfest
Super Troopers
Anchorman

There he goes one of gods own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too weird to die.

Jurassic Park
Independence Day
I Heart Huckabees

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Goodfellas
"What the frick is so funny about me"

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Great scene. I love family guy's take on that

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How am I funny?
- I dunno know. You say funny things.
- No, no. I mean, am I George Carlin funny, am I Spin City funny, Rita Rudner funny, what? Come on.
- Rita Rudner funny.
- Yeah, Rita Rudner funny.
- Really? Oh, my God. Thank you.

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Dumb and Dumber
That Thing You Do!

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The Princess Bride

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VIZZINI: So... it is down to you, and it is down to me.
VIZZINI: If you wish her dead, by all means, keep moving forward.
WESTLEY: Let me explain.
VIZZINI: There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
WESTLEY: Perhaps... an arrangement can be reached?
VIZZINI: There will be no arrangement. ...And you're killing her.
WESTLEY: Well, if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.
VIZZINI: I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
WESTLEY: You're that smart.
VIZZINI: Let me put it this way: Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?
WESTLEY: Yes...
VIZZINI: Morons.
WESTLEY: Really. In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.
VIZZINI: For the princess?
VIZZINI: To the death?
VIZZINI: I accept.
WESTLEY: Good. Then pour the wine.
WESTLEY: Inhale this, but do not touch.
VIZZINI: I smell nothing.
WESTLEY: What you don't smell is called iocaine powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.
VIZZINI: Hm.
VIZZINI: Heh.
WESTLEY: All right, where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right, and who is dead.
VIZZINI: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given; I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool-- you would have counted on it-- so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!
WESTLEY: You've made your decision then?
VIZZINI: Not remotely! Because iocaine comes from Australia, as everybody knows; and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals; and criminals are used to having people not trust them (as you are not trusted by me), so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
WESTLEY: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
VIZZINI: Wait till I get going! ...where was I?
WESTLEY: Australia.
VIZZINI: Yes, Australia! And you must have suspected I would know the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
WESTLEY: You're just stalling now.
VIZZINI: You'd like to THINK that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could have put the poison in your own goblet, trusting in your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and, in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!
WESTLEY: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
VIZZINI: It HAS worked! You've given everything away! I know where the poison is!
WESTLEY: Then make your choice.
VIZZINI: I will! And I choose-- what in the world can that be?
WESTLEY: What? Where? I don't see anything.
VIZZINI: Oh, well... I... could have sworn I saw something...ah... no matter.
WESTLEY: What's so funny?
VIZZINI: I'll-- tell you in a minute. First, let's drink: me from my glass, and you from yours.
WESTLEY: You guessed wrong.
VIZZINI: You only think I guessed wrong; that's what's so funny! I switched glasses while your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line! A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--
BUTTERCUP: Who are you?
WESTLEY: I am no one to be trifled with. That is you ever need know.
BUTTERCUP: To think-- all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
WESTLEY: They were both poisoned. I've spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocaine powder.