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Matchbox (2026) Apple TV

Posted on 10/18/26 at 9:36 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
25211 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 9:36 pm
Starring John Cena and Jessica Biel and I loved every minute of it.

It plays into every trope. John Cena is a super spy. Jessica Biel is the old flame that can drive a racecar. Ted is the hispanic science teacher that loves motorcycles. Crosby is a heavy equipment operator that loves his leatherman. Charmaine is a helicopter pilot.

Bad guys are bad. Good guys are good.

All the classic matchbox cars are featured (even the VW Bus and the Vespa). Lots of car chases and explosions. Many fight scenes. Some light comedy.

Solid flick that doesn't make you think too much. I want more of these.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31634 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 9:43 pm to
It is a solid turn-your-brain-off movie. It is like dessert; I don't want it every time, but it is nice when I do crave it.
Posted by MightyJoeYoung
Member since Jul 2026
500 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

Matchbox (2026)


Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
27342 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 10:43 pm to
I thought this was going to be about the band
Posted by j1897
Member since Nov 2011
5330 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 7:56 am to
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I thought this was going to be about the band


Might have been better
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
29395 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 7:58 am to
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Might have been better


I've probably watched worse but I only lasted about 20 minutes. To be fair I have a pretty low tolerance for Cena.
Posted by j1897
Member since Nov 2011
5330 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 8:02 am to
20 minutes is all you needed, pretty much just loop the first 20 minutes 3 more times and roll the credits.
Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
20519 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 8:21 am to
Sweet double entendres. Kudos!
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