re: Kelly Kapowski Morris: Candidate for Real Housewives of Orange County?

Your love and vast knowledge of all things SBTB amaze me.

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BTW, cocomo, your link to the other awesome thread didn't work for me.

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Ah..they're on the classics board, that's why. This was my backstabbing and infidelity thread (from April of 2008):

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I was thinking about this yesterday...ever notice how much infidelity and general douchebaggery went on dring Saved By The Bell?

Examples:

- In 8th grade, Zack takes Shana to the dance, even though he knows Mikey has a crush on her. At first, it's not Zack's fault, cuz she asked him to the dance, and he didn't know about Mikey's feelings, but then after he finds out, and Mikey warns him not to take her, he does anyway just to spite him.

- On the Cut Day episode, Jessie and Slater basically cheat on each other...Jessie falls for Graham, and Slater parties with Kelly all day.

- Also, Slater knows Kelly is his best friend's ex, yet he hangs with her anyway. Good thing Zack's 85 other girlfriends were there to keep him company.

- When Slater's sister JB comes to Bayside, Zack basically makes the move on her even though Slater is not cool with it. I guess "Steam up The Windows" Morris doesn't give a frick about his best friend.

- Even worse was the Snow White and the 7 (8) Dorks episode when Zack was with Kelly, and Slater was with Jessie, and Zack and Jessie cheat on them with each other.

- Malibu Sands block of shows...Stacey falls for Zack and leads him on, even though she knows damn well she has a boyfriend back home in Boston. Also, how old was she? Craig Strand was in college, and Zack was in the summer of his senior year.

- In their senior year, when Slater's ex-girlfriend comes to Bayside, Zack immediately goes for her. He knows Slater isn't cool with it, yet does it anyway.

- Also in their senior year, Zack makes a move on Lisa, knowing that Screech, his best friend for life, has been in love with her forever. He does say that if Screech doesn't like it, that he won't see Lisa, but bottom line is that he should have known better anyway.

- Kelly, who always played such a sweetheart, cheated on Zack with Jeff, just because he was good looking and her boss (and in college). And Zack was supposed to be her true love.

- Also, only a little while later, Jeff was cheating on Kelly with that chick at the Attic.

- In the Date Auction episode, Zack is obviously talking to Lydia (even though he calls her Linda...does she really expect Zack to keep up with the names of all his whores..?), yet he "wins" a date with fatty Wendy. And he blows her off at the dance because Wendy is hungry and Zack is gonna take her to the Max. This isn't really fricking anybody over (for once), but it's just a general dick move by Zack.

- In the SAT's episode, Heather accepts the "study date" with Zack, even though she had a boyfriend. Now, in her defense, she did invite Bob to the date, but still...you mean to tell me that a chick that went to Bayside didn't know about the pimpness of Zack Morris? No fricking way.

- Chess episode, Allison only dates Guy-Guy because he has money.

- At one point, even though reluctant, Zack goes out with Nicki, Kelly's sister while he and Kelly are dating.

- In the Nurse Jennifer one, Zack asks Kelly to go steady, only to turn right around and ditch her for the school nurse.

- Same episode, Kelly rebounds pretty fricking fast when she goes out with Melvyn Nerdley, Screech's buddy.

- In the Dating Tape episode, Kelly is dating Zack, but goes out with Vince Montana. She is just teaching Zack a lesson, but is making out with the dude "all over campus." Slut.

- The Jim Diamond episode, Screech, knowing full well that Tori and Zack are dating...acts like he and Tori are together.

- And let's not forget when Zack and Slater wrecked each others' dates with the new chick, Joanna Peterson...which of course leads to the badassest fight in tv history.

All in all, how good of friends were all these people? Seems like all they did was backstab and cheat on each other... Bottom line is that SBTB was clearly not a good model for solid relationships.

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MOTHER frickING BOOM at the 1:36 mark

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- Malibu Sands block of shows...Stacey falls for Zack and leads him on, even though she knows damn well she has a boyfriend back home in Boston. Also, how old was she? Craig Strand was in college, and Zack was in the summer of his senior year.

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that's something that has always bugged me. She's got the blazer, the cliche Bitch In Business attitude and yet she's dating a 17/18 year old while having a college bf?

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Zack makes a move on Lisa, knowing that Screech, his best friend for life, has been in love with her forever

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that was a totally fricked up move. But Screech got to rip his shirt and Zack did the thumb and pointer finger to the bridge of his nose gesture to show he was really sorry.






Ol Zack and Kelly have taken a bleak turn according to this thread. I see them as happily married, sure they had their rocky times when Kelly ran into Jeff in her spinning class or Zack started flirting with his 20 year old assistant...but love prevails. They live in Laguna and have three kids.

Jesse got her Master's at Sara Lawrence. Went lesbian for awhile, and now works as a Civil Rights Attny in DC.

Screech- I like the IT angle. It works for him. Other than that idgaf. I hated his arse.

Lisa- runs a small design company. Had a design one hit wonder when studded crap came back into fashion a couple of years ago. She's on her third husband.

Slater- personal trainer in several places in LA. Sleeps around, is on several women's payroll and drives a Hummer. Wears Affliction and has an enormous tribal tat on his arm.

Vocals like this need to be shared with the world

I swear that the SBTB threads are the best ones on this board.