re: Jersey Shore Season Long Thread

My recap:

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Sammi was also hitting up the birth control before Putt-Putt with Ronnie, and she made sure that the Situation saw her doing it.

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I was wondering if anybody else caught that. That was awesome.

Glad Jolie is gone. She fricking sucked, and everybody else thought she sucked and didn't give a frick that she was leaving. It was hilarious watching her say goodbye over and over hoping someone would try to talk her into staying though. And her trying to play it off like she broke up with that asshat was awesome as well. The manager dude Danny seems like a cool guy, and she was dicking him over by ignoring him. She would only talk to him in the fricking bathroom? WTF is that shite? God, she sucks at life.

Sammi and Ronnie.."it's the real thing," yet later that night (or the next night), they are hitting on other chicks/dudes and giving out phone numbers. I love how knee-jerk everyone on this show is. It's hilarious. "I love her, we're dating fareal....10 minutes later....I don't need a bitch like that..frick her."

Not since the last homeless person with dreads I saw have I seen look like they always need to wash their hair. JWOWW's hair is disgusting. And I'm not talking about the color...I mean it just looks literally dirty and disgusting. And I love how she is like "If I'm single at the Shore, that's a bad thing..." Wasn't she one of the ones talking about the guys bringing home sluts and skanks? Nice work, hypocrite. I also love that ber boyfriend looked like a normal white dude trying to pull off the guido look. He look less Italian than I do.

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I Let loose and killed it on the dancefloor...all 4 employees and 1 patron was watching

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That was awesome. That place was empty, and the only people in there were creepy 50 year old dudes. Her friend Ryder was kinda sexy though (just not very pretty). And that makeout scene was damn near violent. Schnikas seems to be a terrible kisser.

The aftershow was as good as the show IMO. I love how poorly edited the aftershows always are. It's like the host asks a question or makes a point, and they either edit the answer they know America wants to see, or they edit it out altogether so it looks like the person just sat there and didn't say shite.

The Situation owned the aftershow. He punked Sammi and Jolie. Even got Jolie to admit that she hooked up with him...though they WAY overuse the term "hooked up." If you kiss for like 2 seconds, you talk shite about how you hooked up. I was thinking Sitch knocked that out, but after the aftershow, I don't think he did. And his whole point to Sammi was that she was into him first. And she tried several times to deny that, but finally was like "You may have had me first, but I left you.." Well, Sitch was right, you dombitch.

I actually like Pauly D and Vinny. And Ronnie isn't bad either. And The Situation is obnoxious, but seems like a cool guy though. I actually think I'd get along well with all the guys in the house, but none of the girls (except maybe Sammi).

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I'm predicting this thread will be up to 79 pages by the end of next thursday night.

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That's SUPER low.

Also, if watching the gif's counts, then I've seen Schnikas get rocked at least 100 times.