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re: I'm brainstorming ideas for a Holocaust love story.
Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:23 pm to Superior Pariah
Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:23 pm to Superior Pariah
Already doing my Titanic film.
Takes place in a fort in the Sudan right around the time of the Khartoum siege. Rogue Emir on his way to join the big Muslim army decides to destroy this fort and the fort denizens put up a huge fight.
British Girl falls in love with an American who is in Africa to hunt, and in turn she is loved by a British commander, though she doesn't share his love.
Also have an American Indian in it to have a hand to hand combat fight at the climax with a muslim warrior. Just cause.
all the drama and excitement you could want.
Thoughts?
Takes place in a fort in the Sudan right around the time of the Khartoum siege. Rogue Emir on his way to join the big Muslim army decides to destroy this fort and the fort denizens put up a huge fight.
British Girl falls in love with an American who is in Africa to hunt, and in turn she is loved by a British commander, though she doesn't share his love.
Also have an American Indian in it to have a hand to hand combat fight at the climax with a muslim warrior. Just cause.
all the drama and excitement you could want.
Thoughts?
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:32 pm to SlowFlowPro
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if you're not going to take this seriously i'm going to steal your idea
I never was taking this seriously. I'm trying to make this as outrageous as possible. But I'm about to play laser tag...so I'll check back later.
Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:51 pm to Superior Pariah
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Maybe throw in a Team Spvilman or Team Steiner angle?
Steiner didn't have enough men. His attack did not happen.
Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:55 pm to iluvdatiger
Watch the boy in the stripped pajamas you could get some ideas
Posted on 3/31/12 at 9:50 pm to Superior Pariah
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One of the 2 men in the triangle
make it two women and one man... throw em a curve ball
Posted on 3/31/12 at 10:03 pm to Wooly
Make it into a musical and I'm in.
Posted on 3/31/12 at 10:11 pm to OMLandshark
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Make it into a musical and I'm in.
Done.
So far we have (off the top of my head):
Sappy love story in inappropriate backdrop
Pirates
Musical numbers
This post was edited on 3/31/12 at 10:18 pm
Posted on 3/31/12 at 10:27 pm to Superior Pariah
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Musical numbers
One of the musical numbers needs to be Hitler showing up in person and participating in a wildly inappropriate rape and shite fetish scene in the middle of the film (and yes Hitler did have a rape and shite fetish mind you).
Posted on 3/31/12 at 11:47 pm to Superior Pariah
training montage.
Definitely needs one of those.
Definitely needs one of those.
Posted on 4/1/12 at 12:42 am to Superior Pariah
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So far we have (off the top of my head):
Sappy love story in inappropriate backdrop
Pirates
Musical numbers
I think there has to be one celebrity non-actor in a small part. Why not have Tim Tebow as a volunteer circumciser (sp) in the ghetto who gets killed very early in the movie (Think Puffy in Monster's Ball).
Posted on 4/1/12 at 1:01 am to Superior Pariah
mastermind?
Posted on 4/1/12 at 1:09 am to Pectus
The main antagonist has to be Josef Mengele, who bioengineers a Jew killing super soldier, only to be defeated by our main protagonists through the message of true love. Mengele also makes an escape leading the a sequel where Mengele is hunted down in Brazil by our heroes and have to fight off dozens of evil clones of themselves (who also perform Bollywood dance numbers).
This post was edited on 4/1/12 at 1:10 am
Posted on 4/1/12 at 2:35 am to SlowFlowPro
I don't know, but at some point Nic Cage needs to have a freak out as surgeons undertake in crazy Nazi experiments on his body.
Posted on 4/1/12 at 3:16 am to chinese58
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there has to be one celebrity non-actor in a small part
The neighborhood watch guy on a balcony shooting jews ftw.
Posted on 4/1/12 at 3:33 am to JombieZombie
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I don't know, but at some point Nic Cage needs to have a freak out as surgeons undertake in crazy Nazi experiments on his body.
Excellent idea. Nic Cage makes anything better. He should be part of the love triangle but be killed by Mengele halfway through the film.
Posted on 4/1/12 at 5:51 am to OMLandshark
one of the dudes in the love triangle realizes he's gay and the nazis kill him while he's chanting gay rights - that seals the deal for best picture and best supporting actor in one scene.
Posted on 4/1/12 at 9:04 am to Tokyeaux
This really is an awesomely hilarious thread.
Posted on 4/1/12 at 10:21 am to Tokyeaux
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one of the dudes in the love triangle realizes he's gay and the nazis kill him while he's chanting gay rights - that seals the deal for best picture and best supporting actor in one scene.
Of course. We should also throw a gypsy in there cause they never get any love in Holocaust movies.
Posted on 4/1/12 at 10:27 am to JombieZombie
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I don't know, but at some point Nic Cage needs to have a freak out as surgeons undertake in crazy Nazi experiments on his body.
He is the flamboyent leader of the renegade pirate division
Posted on 4/1/12 at 10:29 am to Superior Pariah
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Of course. We should also throw a gypsy in there cause they never get any love in Holocaust movies.
We also need a communist, who would be played by none other than Selena Gomez.
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