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Humans having romantic relationships and sexual relations with aliens on TV and movies

Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:37 pm
Posted by Sentrius
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:37 pm
That's gotta be bestiality right? Technically at least?

Has this thought ever crossed your mind and made you go like WTF?

I mean these are humans and aliens kissing....



Posted by Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:38 pm to
Posted by DelU249
Austria
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:39 pm to
what about fricking a monster that you created in a lab?

anyone see splice turned it off right there.
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

what about fricking a monster that you created in a lab?

anyone see splice turned it off right there.


It gets weirder at the end.
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:42 pm to
As long as it's straight alien relationships, get yr freak on.

No gay shite allowed.
Posted by DelU249
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:43 pm to
I just want to know who decided to mix having sex with your child and having sex with a disgusting monster into one perverse scene

that dude should be locked up.
Posted by Sentrius
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:43 pm to
You will blow your mind the frick up when you come to the realization that one of the most well known couples in comic books in Superman and Lois Lane is technically beastilaity and its been widely loved, praised, celebrated and acted out in live action for 70 years.

This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 4:44 pm
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:44 pm to
Better than getting raped by your monster child then carrying the baby.
Posted by DelU249
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

known couples in comic books in Superman and Lois Lane is technically beastilaity and its been widely loved, praised, celebrated and acted out in live action for 70 years.
I will never see it that way

Posted by DelU249
Austria
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:45 pm to
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Better than getting raped by your monster child then carrying the baby.
wait, it fricks the woman too? god that movie sucks
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:48 pm to
Yeah, it seemingly dies not long after he bangs it then comes back as the male version and starts killing everyone then rapes Sarah Polley who ends up pregnant.
Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:48 pm to
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Has this thought ever crossed your mind and made you go like WTF?


Not really since most "alien" relations tend to be human to human in make up and prosthetics. Galaxy Quest however took it to another place that was disturbing in a "Meanwhile in Japan" kind of way.

Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14412 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:48 pm to
A humanoid alien is not an animal. Your thread is dead in the water unless you bring some better examples.

eta: TigerinATL helped you out.
This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 4:49 pm
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

Superman and Lois Lane is technically beastilaity


What is wrong with you?
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:56 pm to
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I will never see it that way



I agree with you.

It has never been a good relationship to me as she's not a good fit for Superman and comes across as reckless, whiny, and entitled with Superman constantly saving her arse and fixing bullshite that she made a mess of. Although, the best and most optimistic portrayal of this relationship was Smallville and it gave me a good example of how it would work.

I'm a shipper for Superman and Wonder Woman together and for the entirety of her history, she's basically made up of clay and it wouldn't be besitality for Superman to hook up with that. Wonder Woman and Superman need each other more than they realize and perfectly complement each other. That matchup should've been the gold standard for comic book couples for the last 70 years, not some reporter that's a constant damsel in distress.
Posted by jchamil
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:58 pm to
Call it whatever you want, I'd be all over the chick from Species
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 5:00 pm to
What about the mutated cloned kid of you and your wife? Like in Splice?
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 4/17/17 at 5:01 pm to
Come on lizards are close to human, you can even have babies with them






Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

A humanoid alien is not an animal.


Uh, humans are also animals and share the same kingdom as other mammals.

Aliens, no matter how they look in appearance, hooking up with members of the animal kingdom on this Earth is technically bestiality.

I said technically as that's the keyword here.

quote:

unless you bring some better examples.


I posted the examples that I wanted to post to illustrate that no matter how humanoid both participants are, it's still technically bestiality as they do not share the same species.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79820 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

I'm a shipper for Superman and Wonder Woman together and for the entirety of her history, she's basically made up of clay and it wouldn't be besitality for Superman to hook up with that. Wonder Woman and Superman need each other more than they realize and perfectly complement each other. That matchup should've been the gold standard for comic book couples for the last 70 years, not some reporter that's a constant damsel in distress.


I prefer the implied relationship between Batman and Wonder Woman from the Justice League comics:

Here you have a virtual goddess in every sense of the word and a mortal who stands toe to toe with gods and has an indomitable will.

This scene illustrates it perfectly.
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