re: Genesis: Paradise Lost trailer, aka creation vs evolution

Why did God put our anus next to our reproductive organs? Bit of a design flaw in my opinion.

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Why would he make my weiner get excited when two girls kiss, or when Gallagher smashes fruit?

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Or when LSU signs a 5-star kid
Or when the Saints pick up a pro bowl free agent
Or when Donald Trump doesn't win re-election

Does anyone know what creationists think happened to the dinosaurs? If God told Noah to collect all the animals, then he should have had dinosaurs in there too right?

So in the movie Noah. Instead of just rock monsters holding off the flood victims. Imagine them riding dinosaurs.

And you're on the right track.

Edit: the flood victims riding the dinosaurs not the rock monsters.

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He didn't...but Satan did.

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Satan made my dick? I've gotta thank you letter to write. Anybody know a good English to satanic translator program?

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Fairly recent archeological findings of other creation stories have changed the way we should read the creation account in Genesis. It was never intended to be a scientific treatise. The Jews would have understood that it was not an account of God creating the universe ex nihilo. Rather, it is meant to convey God assigning order and purpose to the universe. He was establishing the universe as His temple. This is how the ancient Jews would have heard, read and understood the creation account. A literal reading of Genesis 1 is a relatively new phenomenon and doing so backs YECs and their ilk into an untenable position.

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I've never understood the obsessive need to have a literal interpretation. Anyone with a passing understanding of both science and Genesis can understand- the basic order of "creation" matches up. Forget "days", the time itself is irrelevant, but the timeline is right.