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re: Favorite Good Guy to Bad Guy put downs...

Posted on 12/30/14 at 7:59 am to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59913 posts
Posted on 12/30/14 at 7:59 am to
From the last Boy Scout like the OP.

"She said her husband was a big pimp mf"
Posted by mindbreaker
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
7658 posts
Posted on 12/30/14 at 9:30 am to
Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Posted by MasterBetty
Monroe, LA
Member since Apr 2012
894 posts
Posted on 12/30/14 at 11:23 am to
quote:

the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you


quote:

What's the difference. You're their all time best seller.


Yeah..? Well I had sex with your wife!
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67286 posts
Posted on 12/30/14 at 11:41 am to
"You know what I ate for breakfast? Cocaine!
You know what I had for lunch? Cocaine!
You wanna know what I had for dinner?"

"Was it cocaine?"
Posted by the smoke monster
USA USA USA
Member since Aug 2010
4507 posts
Posted on 12/30/14 at 11:47 am to
"Why dont you go practice falling down, i'll be there in a minute" -Joe Dirt

"You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!" -Clem (talking to a fire extinguisher lol)
This post was edited on 12/30/14 at 11:49 am
Posted by WB504
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
5876 posts
Posted on 12/30/14 at 11:54 am to
"Put the bunny back in the box"
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32541 posts
Posted on 12/30/14 at 11:59 am to
Gruber: sorry, Mr. Cowboy, but John Wayne does not go riding into the sunset with Grace Kelly this time.
McClane: That was Gary Cooper a-hole.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46720 posts
Posted on 12/30/14 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

Gruber: sorry, Mr. Cowboy, but John Wayne does not go riding into the sunset with Grace Kelly this time.
McClane: That was Gary Cooper a-hole.

Posted by mindbreaker
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
7658 posts
Posted on 12/30/14 at 12:38 pm to
The Operative: Do you know what your sin is Mal?

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Ah Hell... I'm a fan of all seven. But right now... I'm gonna have to go with wrath.
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