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re: Favorite Good Guy to Bad Guy put downs...
Posted on 12/30/14 at 7:59 am to DeepwaterGoMer
Posted on 12/30/14 at 7:59 am to DeepwaterGoMer
From the last Boy Scout like the OP.
"She said her husband was a big pimp mf"
"She said her husband was a big pimp mf"
Posted on 12/30/14 at 9:30 am to Floating Change Up
Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Posted on 12/30/14 at 11:23 am to DeepwaterGoMer
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the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you
quote:
What's the difference. You're their all time best seller.
Yeah..? Well I had sex with your wife!
Posted on 12/30/14 at 11:41 am to Floating Change Up
"You know what I ate for breakfast? Cocaine!
You know what I had for lunch? Cocaine!
You wanna know what I had for dinner?"
"Was it cocaine?"
You know what I had for lunch? Cocaine!
You wanna know what I had for dinner?"
"Was it cocaine?"
Posted on 12/30/14 at 11:47 am to Floating Change Up
"Why dont you go practice falling down, i'll be there in a minute" -Joe Dirt
"You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!" -Clem (talking to a fire extinguisher lol)
"You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!" -Clem (talking to a fire extinguisher lol)
This post was edited on 12/30/14 at 11:49 am
Posted on 12/30/14 at 11:54 am to the smoke monster
"Put the bunny back in the box"
Posted on 12/30/14 at 11:59 am to WB504
Gruber: sorry, Mr. Cowboy, but John Wayne does not go riding into the sunset with Grace Kelly this time.
McClane: That was Gary Cooper a-hole.
McClane: That was Gary Cooper a-hole.
Posted on 12/30/14 at 12:24 pm to magildachunks
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Gruber: sorry, Mr. Cowboy, but John Wayne does not go riding into the sunset with Grace Kelly this time.
McClane: That was Gary Cooper a-hole.
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Posted on 12/30/14 at 12:38 pm to Floating Change Up
The Operative: Do you know what your sin is Mal?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Ah Hell... I'm a fan of all seven. But right now... I'm gonna have to go with wrath.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Ah Hell... I'm a fan of all seven. But right now... I'm gonna have to go with wrath.
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