Ariel is a dumb slut who should have joined Ursula’s garden

You know “The Little Mermaid” has good music and characters, but its main character is just the worst. Really think about how self centered this stupid bitch is. Her father puts forth a full concert just to celebrate her and her narcissism: well it’s not good enough for Ariel. She doesn’t show up. Seriously, think about all the people who came to show up for her and the people her father had to hire and work hard for this. No fricks given by Ariel. Instead she thinks it’s a better idea to put her best friend in mortal peril and to leave Sebastian with his dick in his hands not knowing what to do.

And then she sees this one dude and all of the sudden she thinks it’s ok to sacrifice herself, her family, and really all of society for the sake of a hunk of man meat she’s never met. Really she sells her soul to Satan for this dumb shite. If you can make this into a movie, you might as well make one where a sixteen year old who faps to Kate Upton sells his soul to Satan for an opportunity to frick her. This wouldn’t work the other way around I don’t think.

And then finally Ariel is too fricking stupid to write down on a piece of paper what is going on. You may say that perhaps she can’t read or write, but that’s not true since she read and signed Ursula’s contract. She’s just dumb as shite. Thank God there was Belle as a follow-up who thought shite through, but Ariel fully deserved to join Ursula’s garden. Instead she gets reinforced that she was right to be a stupid slut who doesn’t think through her actions at all. There’s no reason to think Eric wasn’t a Gaston.