re: ***Week 5 of 52 of 2014 Golf Thread***

Both of those womens have some high #smashfactor

I'm not on call but we have issues on a high profile job. I'm posting between phone calls. I might be blowing this thread up all night. I have a 12 pack left in the fridge to help me with the problem solving its gonna be a party tonight

Got to be up early for work tomorrow. Won't be able to post all day so good luck to all the smash bros out there


I will still be around some tonight just getting it out the way

I'll help you rip throats in this slut of you need me to.

My boy tebow was here for me last night. I'll stand fire watch up in here like a good Marine.

That's the thing, when you absolutely, positively need shite fricked to hell, send a Marine.




You won't hear that from UnbeWEAVEable.

I'll be watching my kids while my wife is looking at bridesmaid dresses or some shite with her friend tomorrow. And thinking about how awesome my 84 at the easiest course in Louisiana was today while all of those frickers are playing. I'll probably start drinking at noon because I have a drinking problem. Might even throw some meat on the smoker and have a meal for the wife when she gets back

Just watched captain Phillips.

Too bad tiger never became a SEAL. He could have smoked those Somalis instead of getting smoked on golf courses for a living. At least there's some honor in that. He has no honor on the course. Maybe the SEALs could have straightened his arse out, and made a decent, upstanding American out of his arse. Maybe save his marriage.

Now look at him. TPOS.

Those SEALs have me ready to go do some deadlifts right now. But alas, I'm gonna wait until the morning when my test levels are higher and I can beast mode without all this IPA runnin through me veins.

I was going to be a seal but my dead lift numbers were too high...they wanted someone with a more balanced ape strength. I just went to college instead

Those SEALs were badass. when they just rolled out after was so badass

They had more fools to smoke. You don't celebrate like a pompous arse the way Eldrick does after a good putt. That's not the way a Marine, or SEAL, with honor, courage, and commitment displays himself.

You carry yourself with dignity, and hold your bearing. Not fist pump like a frickin chimp that just found a banana.