re: Week 26 of 52 2014 Golf Thread

Lol. Please do. I'm currently in the phase of coping with my fat shots

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Thinking about posting my 4 months of shanks story on the ot "rock bottom" thread....

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Would take me a couple of weeks to type that novel

Well turns out it wasn't food poison after all...wife got sick to nite with the same crap. Must have been a bug of some kind. Guess that is one less shitty Canadian hockey bar I have to burn down this weekend.

Oh well,

RynoMichaels were a result of you, lsu Michael, and new irons all up in my grape.

We sat down, had a long talk, I drugged them with a powerful designer narcotic for horses, and decided I was gonna dictate the nature of this relationship. Anything else would be futile on their part. I can't tell ya how many times I'd be standing by a hazard, water usually, with an ape in my hand and think, "You gone baw."

But I didn't. I'm that kind of guy. I'll give you another chance, and another, and another, etc. until you see things my way. Only until then will we achieve a symbiotic relationship with which we'll move forward for the betterment of Nitro, The Smash Lab (my one true love), and #The Order of the Bomb....and new club I'm working on for next year. But that's another thread.

I don't know any black dudes

I know people who know some guys. I don't associate with them myself. Too much risk involved

You stoke me as more of a paint huffer.

I've never done that. I've gone a few rounds with some model airplane glue. Put some pieces in places I'm not too proud of, but recovered before any real damage was ever done.

I guess I'm one of the lucky ones.

Janky, now, I'm not sure. I've been meaning to talk to him. He reached out once, but then got paranoid and withdrew. Classic addict behavior. I'm here for the guy though. He's a good baw.