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re: The Unofficial 2018 Non-GS Tennis Thread

Posted on 3/21/18 at 2:50 pm to
Posted by Bunk Moreland
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 2:50 pm to
Miami used to be awesome and I guess the location is still cool. But, it just seems like a slow, humid shiteshow overall that has been overtaken by IW. I think it was Murray and Ferrer could barely move in the final a few years ago.

I really want to go next year when they relocate, even though it's going to be in a parking lot. Stephen Ross should put some nice touches on it.

This post was edited on 3/21/18 at 2:58 pm
Posted by bayoucracka
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 3:12 pm to
You should get banned for that Kanepi pic btw lol
Posted by bayoucracka
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 5:25 pm to
Osaka destroys Serena
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:52 am to
Dammit Tennys, I need you to win.

Our 16 year old sensation had to pull out of Miami with a twisted ankle. Bummer.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/22/18 at 11:20 am to
The players hate Miami, and it is horrific compared to Indian wells

Mike was telling me their car was 30 mi utes late the other day picking them up form the airport, and the practice court they reserved from them at 8pm at night didn't have lights.....

Also, the players lounge barely has any tables or space to eat
Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:38 pm to
I sprinkled Estrella at +600.

I'd characterize it not as a play on Estrella, who has hardly been setting the tour ablaze, but as a play against Stevie, who is in poor form and shouldn't be -900 against anyone in the top 150 not named Mikhail Youzhny. (aka "Mikhail Youzhny's rigor mortis'ing corpse).



ETA: In fairness, he fricking runs shite in some Chinese Challengers. On the Chinese Challenger Circuit, he's the GOAT. No doubt.
Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:39 pm to
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Osaka destroys Serena


I saw that coming. I never even checked odds, which I'm actually annoyed about, because I imagine Serena was the slight favorite, which would have made that a fREE MONEY proposition.
Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:49 pm to
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eta: Fritz at 11:20. Dude couldn't make the main draw at the AO, then has gone 15-4 since and moved his ranking up to 71. Nice.




Gotta give some props to Paul Annacone. PA gets noted for his coaching prowess for having worked with both Pistol and Smug, but that doesn't tell as much about his low-level coaching chops as it does about his ability to skillfully manage top-flight players who necessarily come equipped with top-flight egos (and I'm not dismissing that skill, just saying it's a different skill than teaching a guy the right way to play for his skillset and that of the guy across the net).

Also, you totes jinxed him.
Posted by bayoucracka
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 3/22/18 at 11:24 pm to
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because I imagine Serena was the slight favorite

Osaka was about -160 I believe. She’ll probably end up favored over Svitolina tomorrow too.
Posted by bayoucracka
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:09 am to
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Estrella at +600

This had potential if it was almost anyone else in the top 150. Dude is so bad at non-Quito events that he shows up every year in Quito and barely makes the cut for the entry list, even as defending champ. And that is one of the least popular 250 events.

Now Mannarino as a dog vs. Stevie in the next round is surprising.

Funny you mentioned Youzhny because I think he might get a W today. That would be strictly a Muller fade though. Muller couldn’t even win matches on fast indoor courts recently, and that’s where he has made his living.
This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 10:10 am
Posted by bayoucracka
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:55 am to
For you Bunk...


Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
52951 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 12:14 pm to
Aga is a little Euro whore, I love her. I don't think I can post the pics, but she has such a tight body in that SI photoshoot from a few years ago.

Oh, and if that's the asian chick from tennis channel, she's gorgeous.



This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 12:22 pm
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
52951 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:19 pm to
Djoker just lost to the enigmatic Benoit Paire. It really might be over for him. I haven't seen him, but people are saying he looks like he has AIDS. He has always been skinny/limber, so it must be bad.
Posted by little billy
Orange County, CA
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:29 pm to
Fernando Verdasco posted a picture of him and Djokovic on Instagram after practicing in Miami. Djokovic looks terrible and his eyes are vacant.
Posted by bayoucracka
Member since Sep 2015
6807 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:36 pm to
Saw a couple games and it’s just sad. Errors on routine balls and he just looks weak. The worst part, to me, is seemingly no fricks given and no fire. If he’s not pissed or even surprised that he’s playing at this level, it’s not a good sign.
Posted by bayoucracka
Member since Sep 2015
6807 posts
Posted on 3/24/18 at 3:59 pm to
Fed struggling to beat the Kokk
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
52951 posts
Posted on 3/24/18 at 5:05 pm to
Fed gets Kokk slapped in a third set tiebreak.
This post was edited on 3/24/18 at 5:10 pm
Posted by little billy
Orange County, CA
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 3/24/18 at 5:07 pm to
Kokkinakis has big big game

Eta surprising to see so many errors from Fed's forehand
This post was edited on 3/24/18 at 5:09 pm
Posted by emanresu
Member since Dec 2009
9354 posts
Posted on 3/24/18 at 5:13 pm to
Well that was disappointing. Two losses in a row for Fed.
Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
7885 posts
Posted on 3/24/18 at 6:33 pm to
Allison Rishe’s body. Would munch her arse.
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